You lie
You lie like a rug
Like a nice Kashmir rug
That I have in front of my fireplace
That I got from a seller
In India
It’s good
You can dance on it
Well sort of
It’s kind of small
You lie
Two
Your next shot can reach the green
I would suggest a pitching wedge
Shorten your grip
You will need backspin
Strike the ball conservatively
Oh, yea
I forgot
You can’t
You lye
So base
So crass
No class
I’d suggest some acid
To return to balance
But that would be wrong
Global warming
From the gas
So I’ll let it pass
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For they are plain- Palin wrong
They howl and scream
Thinking that they are strong
The Rug from India from Persia came
From papi Bush and Sonny both the same
They strengthen weakness near to home and far
So sad to see the ever lowered bar
Conservative they're not
For power's all they crave
Sadly they simmer hinting of a grave
And guns they tote as presidents do speak
They carry them so they won't feel so weak
A black man on the podium is wrong
Their strength is sapped and pander to their throng
America is great and good at heart you see
And showed them now how weak their failed Confederacy
Is nothing to be savored so scream and sigh
They show in words and actions only that They Lie
and complete with the obligatory racist comment too
Nice rendition of a common thought! : )
Palin lies on a rug
Made from a moose
While she gets a goose
From her husband
Have made the world this way
Do as I say not as I do and then just go away
Give me my care and don't you dare do away with my viagra
I will have marriage Rights by God and settle near Niagra
Don't ask don't tell now go to hell things stay as things must be
All liars politicians are regardless of party
So here we are another year and fear is running rampant
While scoundrels wrapped in flags do sing O country tis of thee
They cry give me my country back all the while they complain
They have no stomach for the truth and sadly lost all shame.