One Democratic Poll Too Many

The internals of the poll are fascinating and reveal much about how the democratic party relates to (and what it expects from) it's candidates.

Drug dealers and users - went for Obama nearly two to one (56-30).  They were too "relaxed" to comment.

Socialists - were nearly split, favoring Obama 43-42 (especially after the recent announcements involving the Karl Marx Croquet Club endorsing Obama and the nod for Hillary from the Resistance is Futile Worker's Union).

Guys who sell black SUVs (especially to government agencies) - went strongly for Hillary (60-26) as they felt a Clinton victory would be a great boon for business.    They were joined in their support of Hillary by sellers of black boots, handcuff distributors, private investigators and by everyone named Thug.

Racists - results were mixed as Clinton had the edge 39-37.    Some were in the Obama camp (hoping they might luck out at a campaign event and get an autograph from Jeremiah Wright).   Others supported Hillary hoping that their traditional shell-game of ignoring the real needs and futures of minority groups (despite paying lip service to them) while depending desperately on their votes could continue under a Hillary administration.

Welfare recipients - were mixed, supporting Obama 39-32.  They indicated that while they liked "change" well enough they were hoping for an increase in greenbacks.

Florida and Michigan - Voters from these states participated in the poll but knew going into the poll that their responses wouldn't count.

Illegal aliens – nodded towards Clinton 42-31 as they appreciated her "cover everybody" Health Care plan and planned to celebrate her victory by inviting several relatives each from Mexico, Central America, the Caribbean, etc for a Hotel California party "you can check in anytime you like but you need never leave...".   Party-goers who need them can easily get driver's licenses from New York - Ms. Clinton's "home" state - wink wink wink.

Boys Indiscriminately treating Ladies Lecherously (BILL) – informally went strongly for Obama but were too afraid of Hillary to go on record with their choice.

K street lobbyists backed Hillary 61-28 and indicated that their easy and extremely lucrative life manipulating the federal government would be expected to continue under a Clinton administration.  Just for fun the pollsters said the phrase "Fair-Tax" to the lobbyists just to watch them respond to that like a vampire to sunlight as they were seen to scatter wildly.

Taxpayers - no actual taxpayers could be found that showed a preference for Clinton or Obama.  In fact, all the taxpayers located were unable to take part in the poll as they were too busy covering their wallets and pocketbooks with both hands whenever either Democratic candidate was discussed.

[ The views expressed in this poll (as in every poll) don't necessarily reflect the accurate views of anyone.  Your milage may vary. ]