A man lay on his deathbed and his wife sat next to him. The end was near and they both knew it. The man sat up and gasped, "There's something I need to tell you..."
His wife smiled kindly and said, "Shhh sit back honey it's ok."
"No you don't understand, I need to tell you this."
She replied, "It doesn't matter sweetheart, relax.."
"Listen to me I need to clear my conscience before I die. I slept with your sister"
She smiled at him and said "I know honey. Now sit back and let the poison do it's work"
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