I got nailed...and not in the way the title of this article might suggest. I was 'strolling the streets of Gatherlande' and came across a post by my favorite molester, Esther. The title alone caught my eye. It started with the three letters 'S-E-X', so I had to read what little tidbit she came up with this time...and she got me. It was a questionnaire about experiences having to do with 'whoopee'. *Covers mouth and gasps* By reading her post, you were then under an 'obligation' to respond in kind and come up with your own answers. She was curious to see if any of her friends had the guts to go through with it. Being one to never back down from things, especially sex, and being the first person to read her post, I had no choice but to just go for it.
Let it be known what follows is of a sexual nature, but I'm not flagging this because it contains no vulgarity, thought it may get a little risque; it's nothing worse than what you'd see and hear on Prime Time television. As a matter of fact, my answers will probably be a bit more tame than what the tube dishes out. Also remember, I am gay and open about my sexual prefrenece, so this will not contain a heterosexual outlook on nookie. Hold onto your panties and let's get down and dirty...
1) Is there anyone on your top friends list you would have sex with? I don't really have a 'top friends' list, as I have so many friends on Gather and like different people for different reasons. Out of the many friends I have here, there is one I'd drop my drawers for in a heart beat (or is that 'hard' beat?) The first time I saw his icon; his smile slayed me. I knew immediately he was gay (my gaydar is just that strong) even before he came out to Gather. I requested a connection with this guy and he accepted. We correspond a bit and have grown to like one another to the point we both want to explore the possibilities further at some point. Due to the fact I'm in the northeast and he's in the midwest, we're hoping to meet face to face in the spring with him coming to visit me for awhile. Who knows what will happen then? *Wink, wink* I think we all have a good idea! I won't reveal his full name, but if you call for me; you'll be calling for him, too. One thing we'll never have to worry about is yelling out the wrong name in bed.
2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
With me, anytime is a good time to make love. Whenever the mood strikes is the right time to take care of those feelings. I enjoy waking a partner up with some romance, enjoying them as a midday snack, skipping dinner altogether and using the kitchen table for other purposes or do it in the dark. I've been know to wake up in the middle of the night to put out when someone has been in the mood...even at 3:30 on a Christmas morning right there under the tree. Talk about stockings being stuffed and Santa coming down the chimney! I'll take it whenever I can get it...no time schedule required.
3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? I've had to pull over to pee at times, but never to hurl when I've been driving. I very rarely throw up, even when I've been drinking heavily, so I've never made anyone else pull over so I could heave, either. In the past ten years, I think I've only blown chunks twice, and only once after I've gotten home from being out for a night of partying.
4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I'm the type who usually has people paying me money to keep my clothes on! I'm somewhat modest in public for the most part. I never take my shirt off around people outside of my home and I never wear shorts; always long pants. Get me in the proper setting, though, and watch out. Clothes will be flying everywhere; mine and someone else's. I don't charge for it then. I give it away for free! Samples anyone?
5) Shower or bath while having sex? I can go either way...and have...before. I prefer standing up when playing in the bathroom...more room to move that way. I hate banging against the side of the hard tub. Something could get broken that way. (I'm talking about bones...and not that one!) Shower, bath, bed, kitchen table, couch, attic floor, balcony, car...it doesn't matter where. What matters is the fun that's taking place.
6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
It all depends on what's being done by whom. Some are a bit shy or inexperienced and need someone else to take the lead to get the ball rolling. Others know exactly what they want and there's no waiting to get it. I tend to be somewhat aggressive myself (like that's a surprise) and usually take the lead once things get warmed up. Again, depending on what's being done by whom, I may keep right on going full steam ahead, or I might lay back and let my partner go to town. Call me passive-aggressive. I take advantage of the situation when I'm being taken advantage of.
7) Do you love someone in your friends list? While I feel no romantic-type of love for anyone (not even the one who I'd like to have sex with, though things could blossom and develop and I wouldn't mind sharing a romantic love with him); there are different types of love I feel for some of the people I've grown to know on Gather. There's my best friend, Scott, who I love more than anything. He is the person who taught me what love really is all about. We've grown so close over the years; he's now my family...all I have in the real world. There are others whom I love like sisters, mothers, good friends. I wish I could get many of these people together to live right around me and what a neighborhood filled with love that would be. (Lots of partying and hell raising, too...fun for everyone all the time!)
8) Love or money? Having lived most of my life without either, I know I can get by without money and find happiness; though a few bucks in the pocket sure helps. I've also found out I can't live without love of some type in my life. It leads to a lonely, sad existance. That kind of lifestyle, I don't have to worry about leading anymore. If I had to choose between the two with someone else; I can always go out and make money. You can't make love. That's something you have to nurture so it grows into something beautiful.
9) Credit cards or cash? I'd much rather have dollar bills stuffed into my thong than a credit card swiped down the crap of my butt. When it comes to spending; I don't have credit cards because I don't believe in them...and I don't want to be paying high interest rates if I don't get a balance paid off. Learning from my grandparents...if you don't have the money to buy something; you really don't need it and can't afford it until you have the cash...then it's all yours; free and clear. I have a checking account I use to pay household bills...and leave just enough money in it to cover the checks I write out. Everything else; I use cold, hard cash. I even turned down the ATM card offered by my bank because I don't want to pay extra fees simply to get my own money. I'd rather walk into a bank and deal with a real person rather than a machine.
10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
I read this two ways...Have you ever wanted to have a best friend...or...Have you ever wanted a best friend? On the first reading, I've had best friends here and there throughout my adult life. There was Steve and Ken while I was a young adult. I dropped Steve due to the lifestyle he chose; one of being a criminal, user and whiner. Ken and I drifted apart when he met the gal he'd end up marrying. Darin was a best friend of mine for awhile, but we grew distant when he relocated to Boston. Jeff became a best friend when I began managing two bands he was drummer for. We met the day after he met the gal he'd end up marrying. I grew to become best friends with Cyndi, too. We're still close, but they moved away to North Carolina, so we never get to see each other anymore. Then, 6 1/2 years ago, Scott came into my life and we became instant best friends. I've grown closer to him than any of the others in the past. He's like a brother/sister to me and the one person I want in my life until the very end...in a best friend sort of way. Now, as for wanting a best friend...I've already gone there. Even though he got married, Ken (Tiger, my 'secret lover'), came onto me one night and we started the affair behind his wife's back. It didn't bother me because I don't like the witch. I reminded her of her husband's past and she refused to allow him to be friends with me anymore. I thought I'd be best man for the wedding, but Ken wasn't even allowed to invite me, let alone have me stand up for him. He and I have carried on our 'sex only' romance for quite a few years now, though I haven't seen him for several months. He's left his wife and is busy getting caught up in the dating world with other gals...to cover up the fact he's really gay. (I always wanted Darin, too. I had the chance one night, but chickened out hoping things would go further. He moved to Boston and I've only seen him a couple times since then...the last being about 5 years ago...but I'd still do him if the opportunity ever arose again!) Come to think about it, there are lots of guys I've lusted over but never had...damn!
11) Camping of a 5 star hotel?
I've got your bugs and critters and sleeping on the hard ground...no electricity, running water, showers or toilets. Get out of here! I went camping once in my life...and ended up driving half an hour back home at the end of the night so I could sleep in my own bed and get cleaned up in the morning...then drove back. My idea of roughing it is a hotel with an indoor pool and room service centrally located to all the sights and attractions.
Leave camping to the pioneers. I'm too progressive for 'roughing it'.
12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? As mentioned earlier, I'll have sex wherever I can when the mood strikes...within reason. (You're not going to find me going 'downtown' down on the four corners!) I haven't done things in any really 'weird' places, like on top of a flag pole or swinging from a trapeze at the circus, but some not quite the norm locations...under a bridge, by a waterfall in the woods, an attic, a balcony, on a couch on the showroom floor of the furniture store my 'secret lover' once managed, while I was on the air at the radio station I used to work for (which was four doors away from the store Tiger used to run), bathrooms at various places. I guess this is one of the few areas in which I'm somewhat tame. It just leaves the door open for possibilities in the future and I have something to look foward to. Alright, so I had sex on a bar patio a few times. Either others around me were doing the same thing...or it was behind a tarp where no one could see us.
13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? I'm not balding in the least bit (or turning gray), so leave my full head of hair alone. I like having something to tuck up under my hat. My body isn't that furry to begin with and it's taken me all these years to grow what little fuzz I have. I have about a dozen strands on my chest and they stay put. I did shave my 'nether region' once because a 'partner' liked that, but never again! Talk about itch when it started to grow back in. It felt like I was infested with 'crotch crickets' though there was nothing for the critters to cling onto. From that point on...no shaving. I like to let the 'forest' down there grow wild. I don't even 'manscape' and trim like some do. No thanks to a bikini wax, either. I'll stick with just shaving my face.
14) Have you ever been to a strip club? I've never really been into simply watching someone take their clothes off...and I can't touch. That doesn't do a thing for me. I can appreaciate looking at a beautiful, naked body, but I want more than that if I'm going to be teased with the sights. I have been to a 'girlie' strip club a couple of times...and the thing I liked the best about them was the music. I found myself watching the other patrons more than the strippers, being the people watcher that I am. I've seen guys stripping, too. (They kept my interest way more than the ladies did!) I've never 'tipped' any of the 'dancers', either. I don't pay for anything along that line and if I'm getting nothing in return...you don't get my money, honey! Come on, at least give me a kiss or a pat on the hynie.
15) Ever been to a bar? Does Howdy Doody have a wooden ding-a-ling? Does more than the nose grow on Pinocchio? I've been going to bars...and drinking...since I was 10. My grammy used to give me sips of her gin and Wink telling me it was lemonade. I started being a bar 'regular' when I was 15. I was mature looking for my age, and since they knew all my family, they figured I was legit. Who would suspect someone so young to be out drinking? I've been around bars all of my life, for entertainment and professional purposes, and even spent several years tending bar at various clubs. Funny thing, too...as much as I enjoy going out and having a few cocktails, I haven't been to a bar now in about ten months...and I'm dying to go to one. Halloween is coming up soon, so watch out then! (I've been 'practicing' at home a little to build my tolerance up, so I don't fall off a bar stool after one drink.)
16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
I've never been asked to leave, but I've come to the point where I know it's time for me to go...and not because I'm too intoxicated. I figured it was high time to skedaddle before some real trouble started, usually at the hands of someone else. I'm not the type to start problems. I'm the kind of guy who likes to step in and end the nonsense because I don't put up with crap from anyone. If you're ruining my fun with your childishness, expect me to ruin the rest of your night with my dealing with your stupidity.
17) Even been so drunk someone else had to carry you? I have never gotten to that point of inebriation. I've always been able to function under my own power; even if I am staggering and slurring words. I'm a big guy, so it would take more than one person to carry me anyway. There have been times I've passed out once I've arrived home. Years ago, there was one night, my friend, Steve, and I passed out together standing up leaning on each other's shoulder...kind of like the tripod effect supporting one another. My favorite time was when Scott and I were walking home from a bar one night and ended up three streets past the one he lived on before we even realized we had gone too far. We were laughing and having a good time and didn't even pay attention until we had passed by a couple more blocks; then had to stagger all the way back.
18) Had sex in a movie theater? I'm not about to pay $20 for two tickets to have sex when I could do that back at my place for free. If I'm paying the price of admission; I'm going to watch the movie...maybe. I don't go to the theater too often because I don't find many fims that catch my eye and seem interesting. While I won't buy a ticket and have sex in a theater, I have been known to pay the price to take a nap; falling alseep shortly after a movie starts if it bores me. I don't go to those seedy theaters where they show skin flicks, either. I'd even be afraid to sit down on those seats knowing all that's gone on in those places.
19) Had sex in a bathroom?
I've had more sex in public bathrooms than my own at home! Oops...did I say that? :-X Call me a piggie, but at least it hasn't been right out in the open for anyone to see who comes walking it. It's either in a stall...or a private bathroom where the door can be locked...in both mens and ladies rooms. I'm not a 'restroom romantic'. I don't make it a habit of lurking around urinals waiting to play. Sometimes, it just happens and it's a convenient place to slip off to. I think I've visited half a dozen bathrooms at bars here for purposes other than 'relieving myself'...at least in the way you normally would in a restroom. (I've also never had sex right there in the bar in plain sight for all to see...like I've seen some do, either!)
20) Have you ever had sex at work? As I touched on this topic a little bit ago, I've had sex at my place of employment and where others work, too. When I was on the air in radio, I've fooled around while sitting right at the microphone in the control room while I was broadcasting...also, in the newsroom, the news broadcast studio, a storage equipment room, a salesman's office and even on the manager's desk. When I was tending bar; it's almost a 'gimme' for that type of work. I've played when it's been slow and only one other person has been in the place...or I've waited until I've closed the bar for the night. Then, it's been on stage with lights and music going, on the pool table and on the bar. I've even done it in a walk-in cooler with the chef I was assistant to while we were prepping for the day's meals. (After work, with a fellow employee, doing things elsewhere doesn't count.)
21) Ever been to an adult store?
They're great for laughs, though I've never made a purchase at any of them. (I order through the mail. I find videos and 'toys' cheaper that way.) I've taken older people to them before, because they've never been inside one, just to laugh at their reaction. I'm not a fan of some of the skeevy pervs that frequent these places for the most part, so I usually steer clear of them.
22) Bought something from an adult store? I've seen a couple tee shirts I wanted, but were too expensive, so I didn't get them. I've never gone with the intention of buying anything; no lubricant, no porn videos, no sex aids. The only time I've ever made a purchase from an actual adult store...I bought a silver ball link necklace once because it was on sale. It was like a large version of the chain that hangs down you pull to switch on a light...or a small set of anal beads.
23) Have you ever been caught having sex? I've never been caught with legs in the air or mouths in motion, though I have been 'interrupted' during foreplay before things got going really good. Sometimes, I've let others watch...just so I wouldn't get caught or interrupted. It was their idea; not mine; but it didn't bother me in the least bit having an audience. I pretty much forgot they were there and got down to taking care of business...no applause or a standing ovation after the performance, either. They were pretty much busy 'doing their own thing' buy the time I got done with mine. The only time I ever really got caught was when a former roomie walked in on me while I was taking care of myself. It was his own fault he got the full view, since he didn't knock before he entered my room. He had to ask me a question...and I continued going at it while I answered. He left and nothing was ever said about 'catching my act'.
24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Would you like to see the Poloroid shots, 8 X 10 glossies or the hand-drawn outlines? I had a partner in the past who was somewhat voyeuristic/exhibitionistic. He enjoyed watching others have sex...and he liked to be watched himself when he was. (He was always trying to get me to leave my apartment door wide open when we were together playing in hopes one of my neighbors would look in and watch or come and join us. No way, buster! I've got to live around these people. I don't want to be known as the 'Neighborhood Perv'.) He used to bring a Poloroid camera to take 'action shots' he could look at later when we couldn't get together. Even though he was gay and coming to terms with his sexuality, he was still enaged and brought his fiancee over to watch me and him together a few times. She enjoyed it immensely...watching me make her man mine right before her very eyes. Forget the pictures. What about the videos? She filmed us a couple times going at it; again, so he'd have it to watch when he couldn't make it over. Out of all the guys I've been with, I was falling for Eric and he for me. We got past the sex part and actually made love when we were together. I could have spent my life with that boy and been happy. We lost track of one another when we both moved at the same time once and didn't know how to get ahold of the other. I still think about him occasionally 5 years later...when I run across some of those pictures he took and left for me so I'd have something to remember him by, too. Now, he's but a memory, but I still have those shots!
25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name? I've always made it a point to never use names so this wouldn't happen. I prefer 'babe' or 'buddy' or 'man'. It may sound impersonal, but I'm terrible at remembering names, even of those I'm not having sex with. Not to mention, some of my partners, I never knew their name to begin with. It's not like we were going to be dating. It was just raw, animal sex...no names required.
26) Who do you think has the guts to repost this? I know some sexually experssive folks on Gather, but that's more in private than for the public to see. I don't know how far they'd go in revealing the facts...at least not without the price of admission. Esther the molester would be the first...but she was the one who came up with this survey. Who knows? Maybe Arleen, Shan, Robi, Lori, Rob or Elsie. (Hell, Elsie plays Naked Twister, so maybe she won't mind exposing a little more of herself to all of us.) Moreso, I could tell you a lot more who would never dream of giving away their secrets, though we all know most have at least one or two in their closet.
There you have it; some of my sexy, seductive secrets revealed through my naughty confession. It was fun to do...and even more fun to get the experience to be able to answer all of what was asked. Notice, not once did I mention cookies while talking about 'getting my cookies'. Now, some of you may think I'm a 'whore' from all I've told you here. I'm not. Whores get paid...sluts do it for free. I just happen to be 'sexually expressive'. I'm a human and we as humans are a sexual being. It's all about pleasure and satisfaction and as long as it's between two (or three or four or more) consenting adults; why not enjoy the good feelings? I'm not ashamed of my past and I'm not one to hold back, keep secrets and live lies. I've grown beyond that at this stage in my life. I've gone through a lot in many different areas in the past and now it's time for me. Who of you will be brave enough to step forward and tell all with your own Gather 'sex secrets' article? Take the survey! Grow some short and curlies 'down there' and just go for it. It's fun and freeing to just let it all hang out. Remember, when you ask something, you never know what the answer is you might get!
Let it be known what follows is of a sexual nature, but I'm not flagging this because it contains no vulgarity, thought it may get a little risque; it's nothing worse than what you'd see and hear on Prime Time television. As a matter of fact, my answers will probably be a bit more tame than what the tube dishes out. Also remember, I am gay and open about my sexual prefrenece, so this will not contain a heterosexual outlook on nookie. Hold onto your panties and let's get down and dirty...
1) Is there anyone on your top friends list you would have sex with? I don't really have a 'top friends' list, as I have so many friends on Gather and like different people for different reasons. Out of the many friends I have here, there is one I'd drop my drawers for in a heart beat (or is that 'hard' beat?) The first time I saw his icon; his smile slayed me. I knew immediately he was gay (my gaydar is just that strong) even before he came out to Gather. I requested a connection with this guy and he accepted. We correspond a bit and have grown to like one another to the point we both want to explore the possibilities further at some point. Due to the fact I'm in the northeast and he's in the midwest, we're hoping to meet face to face in the spring with him coming to visit me for awhile. Who knows what will happen then? *Wink, wink* I think we all have a good idea! I won't reveal his full name, but if you call for me; you'll be calling for him, too. One thing we'll never have to worry about is yelling out the wrong name in bed.
2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
With me, anytime is a good time to make love. Whenever the mood strikes is the right time to take care of those feelings. I enjoy waking a partner up with some romance, enjoying them as a midday snack, skipping dinner altogether and using the kitchen table for other purposes or do it in the dark. I've been know to wake up in the middle of the night to put out when someone has been in the mood...even at 3:30 on a Christmas morning right there under the tree. Talk about stockings being stuffed and Santa coming down the chimney! I'll take it whenever I can get it...no time schedule required.3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? I've had to pull over to pee at times, but never to hurl when I've been driving. I very rarely throw up, even when I've been drinking heavily, so I've never made anyone else pull over so I could heave, either. In the past ten years, I think I've only blown chunks twice, and only once after I've gotten home from being out for a night of partying.
4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I'm the type who usually has people paying me money to keep my clothes on! I'm somewhat modest in public for the most part. I never take my shirt off around people outside of my home and I never wear shorts; always long pants. Get me in the proper setting, though, and watch out. Clothes will be flying everywhere; mine and someone else's. I don't charge for it then. I give it away for free! Samples anyone?5) Shower or bath while having sex? I can go either way...and have...before. I prefer standing up when playing in the bathroom...more room to move that way. I hate banging against the side of the hard tub. Something could get broken that way. (I'm talking about bones...and not that one!) Shower, bath, bed, kitchen table, couch, attic floor, balcony, car...it doesn't matter where. What matters is the fun that's taking place.
6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
It all depends on what's being done by whom. Some are a bit shy or inexperienced and need someone else to take the lead to get the ball rolling. Others know exactly what they want and there's no waiting to get it. I tend to be somewhat aggressive myself (like that's a surprise) and usually take the lead once things get warmed up. Again, depending on what's being done by whom, I may keep right on going full steam ahead, or I might lay back and let my partner go to town. Call me passive-aggressive. I take advantage of the situation when I'm being taken advantage of. 7) Do you love someone in your friends list? While I feel no romantic-type of love for anyone (not even the one who I'd like to have sex with, though things could blossom and develop and I wouldn't mind sharing a romantic love with him); there are different types of love I feel for some of the people I've grown to know on Gather. There's my best friend, Scott, who I love more than anything. He is the person who taught me what love really is all about. We've grown so close over the years; he's now my family...all I have in the real world. There are others whom I love like sisters, mothers, good friends. I wish I could get many of these people together to live right around me and what a neighborhood filled with love that would be. (Lots of partying and hell raising, too...fun for everyone all the time!)
8) Love or money? Having lived most of my life without either, I know I can get by without money and find happiness; though a few bucks in the pocket sure helps. I've also found out I can't live without love of some type in my life. It leads to a lonely, sad existance. That kind of lifestyle, I don't have to worry about leading anymore. If I had to choose between the two with someone else; I can always go out and make money. You can't make love. That's something you have to nurture so it grows into something beautiful.
9) Credit cards or cash? I'd much rather have dollar bills stuffed into my thong than a credit card swiped down the crap of my butt. When it comes to spending; I don't have credit cards because I don't believe in them...and I don't want to be paying high interest rates if I don't get a balance paid off. Learning from my grandparents...if you don't have the money to buy something; you really don't need it and can't afford it until you have the cash...then it's all yours; free and clear. I have a checking account I use to pay household bills...and leave just enough money in it to cover the checks I write out. Everything else; I use cold, hard cash. I even turned down the ATM card offered by my bank because I don't want to pay extra fees simply to get my own money. I'd rather walk into a bank and deal with a real person rather than a machine.
10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
I read this two ways...Have you ever wanted to have a best friend...or...Have you ever wanted a best friend? On the first reading, I've had best friends here and there throughout my adult life. There was Steve and Ken while I was a young adult. I dropped Steve due to the lifestyle he chose; one of being a criminal, user and whiner. Ken and I drifted apart when he met the gal he'd end up marrying. Darin was a best friend of mine for awhile, but we grew distant when he relocated to Boston. Jeff became a best friend when I began managing two bands he was drummer for. We met the day after he met the gal he'd end up marrying. I grew to become best friends with Cyndi, too. We're still close, but they moved away to North Carolina, so we never get to see each other anymore. Then, 6 1/2 years ago, Scott came into my life and we became instant best friends. I've grown closer to him than any of the others in the past. He's like a brother/sister to me and the one person I want in my life until the very end...in a best friend sort of way. Now, as for wanting a best friend...I've already gone there. Even though he got married, Ken (Tiger, my 'secret lover'), came onto me one night and we started the affair behind his wife's back. It didn't bother me because I don't like the witch. I reminded her of her husband's past and she refused to allow him to be friends with me anymore. I thought I'd be best man for the wedding, but Ken wasn't even allowed to invite me, let alone have me stand up for him. He and I have carried on our 'sex only' romance for quite a few years now, though I haven't seen him for several months. He's left his wife and is busy getting caught up in the dating world with other gals...to cover up the fact he's really gay. (I always wanted Darin, too. I had the chance one night, but chickened out hoping things would go further. He moved to Boston and I've only seen him a couple times since then...the last being about 5 years ago...but I'd still do him if the opportunity ever arose again!) Come to think about it, there are lots of guys I've lusted over but never had...damn!11) Camping of a 5 star hotel?
I've got your bugs and critters and sleeping on the hard ground...no electricity, running water, showers or toilets. Get out of here! I went camping once in my life...and ended up driving half an hour back home at the end of the night so I could sleep in my own bed and get cleaned up in the morning...then drove back. My idea of roughing it is a hotel with an indoor pool and room service centrally located to all the sights and attractions. Leave camping to the pioneers. I'm too progressive for 'roughing it'. 12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? As mentioned earlier, I'll have sex wherever I can when the mood strikes...within reason. (You're not going to find me going 'downtown' down on the four corners!) I haven't done things in any really 'weird' places, like on top of a flag pole or swinging from a trapeze at the circus, but some not quite the norm locations...under a bridge, by a waterfall in the woods, an attic, a balcony, on a couch on the showroom floor of the furniture store my 'secret lover' once managed, while I was on the air at the radio station I used to work for (which was four doors away from the store Tiger used to run), bathrooms at various places. I guess this is one of the few areas in which I'm somewhat tame. It just leaves the door open for possibilities in the future and I have something to look foward to. Alright, so I had sex on a bar patio a few times. Either others around me were doing the same thing...or it was behind a tarp where no one could see us.
13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? I'm not balding in the least bit (or turning gray), so leave my full head of hair alone. I like having something to tuck up under my hat. My body isn't that furry to begin with and it's taken me all these years to grow what little fuzz I have. I have about a dozen strands on my chest and they stay put. I did shave my 'nether region' once because a 'partner' liked that, but never again! Talk about itch when it started to grow back in. It felt like I was infested with 'crotch crickets' though there was nothing for the critters to cling onto. From that point on...no shaving. I like to let the 'forest' down there grow wild. I don't even 'manscape' and trim like some do. No thanks to a bikini wax, either. I'll stick with just shaving my face.
14) Have you ever been to a strip club? I've never really been into simply watching someone take their clothes off...and I can't touch. That doesn't do a thing for me. I can appreaciate looking at a beautiful, naked body, but I want more than that if I'm going to be teased with the sights. I have been to a 'girlie' strip club a couple of times...and the thing I liked the best about them was the music. I found myself watching the other patrons more than the strippers, being the people watcher that I am. I've seen guys stripping, too. (They kept my interest way more than the ladies did!) I've never 'tipped' any of the 'dancers', either. I don't pay for anything along that line and if I'm getting nothing in return...you don't get my money, honey! Come on, at least give me a kiss or a pat on the hynie.
15) Ever been to a bar? Does Howdy Doody have a wooden ding-a-ling? Does more than the nose grow on Pinocchio? I've been going to bars...and drinking...since I was 10. My grammy used to give me sips of her gin and Wink telling me it was lemonade. I started being a bar 'regular' when I was 15. I was mature looking for my age, and since they knew all my family, they figured I was legit. Who would suspect someone so young to be out drinking? I've been around bars all of my life, for entertainment and professional purposes, and even spent several years tending bar at various clubs. Funny thing, too...as much as I enjoy going out and having a few cocktails, I haven't been to a bar now in about ten months...and I'm dying to go to one. Halloween is coming up soon, so watch out then! (I've been 'practicing' at home a little to build my tolerance up, so I don't fall off a bar stool after one drink.)
16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
I've never been asked to leave, but I've come to the point where I know it's time for me to go...and not because I'm too intoxicated. I figured it was high time to skedaddle before some real trouble started, usually at the hands of someone else. I'm not the type to start problems. I'm the kind of guy who likes to step in and end the nonsense because I don't put up with crap from anyone. If you're ruining my fun with your childishness, expect me to ruin the rest of your night with my dealing with your stupidity.17) Even been so drunk someone else had to carry you? I have never gotten to that point of inebriation. I've always been able to function under my own power; even if I am staggering and slurring words. I'm a big guy, so it would take more than one person to carry me anyway. There have been times I've passed out once I've arrived home. Years ago, there was one night, my friend, Steve, and I passed out together standing up leaning on each other's shoulder...kind of like the tripod effect supporting one another. My favorite time was when Scott and I were walking home from a bar one night and ended up three streets past the one he lived on before we even realized we had gone too far. We were laughing and having a good time and didn't even pay attention until we had passed by a couple more blocks; then had to stagger all the way back.
18) Had sex in a movie theater? I'm not about to pay $20 for two tickets to have sex when I could do that back at my place for free. If I'm paying the price of admission; I'm going to watch the movie...maybe. I don't go to the theater too often because I don't find many fims that catch my eye and seem interesting. While I won't buy a ticket and have sex in a theater, I have been known to pay the price to take a nap; falling alseep shortly after a movie starts if it bores me. I don't go to those seedy theaters where they show skin flicks, either. I'd even be afraid to sit down on those seats knowing all that's gone on in those places.
19) Had sex in a bathroom?
I've had more sex in public bathrooms than my own at home! Oops...did I say that? :-X Call me a piggie, but at least it hasn't been right out in the open for anyone to see who comes walking it. It's either in a stall...or a private bathroom where the door can be locked...in both mens and ladies rooms. I'm not a 'restroom romantic'. I don't make it a habit of lurking around urinals waiting to play. Sometimes, it just happens and it's a convenient place to slip off to. I think I've visited half a dozen bathrooms at bars here for purposes other than 'relieving myself'...at least in the way you normally would in a restroom. (I've also never had sex right there in the bar in plain sight for all to see...like I've seen some do, either!) 20) Have you ever had sex at work? As I touched on this topic a little bit ago, I've had sex at my place of employment and where others work, too. When I was on the air in radio, I've fooled around while sitting right at the microphone in the control room while I was broadcasting...also, in the newsroom, the news broadcast studio, a storage equipment room, a salesman's office and even on the manager's desk. When I was tending bar; it's almost a 'gimme' for that type of work. I've played when it's been slow and only one other person has been in the place...or I've waited until I've closed the bar for the night. Then, it's been on stage with lights and music going, on the pool table and on the bar. I've even done it in a walk-in cooler with the chef I was assistant to while we were prepping for the day's meals. (After work, with a fellow employee, doing things elsewhere doesn't count.)
21) Ever been to an adult store?
They're great for laughs, though I've never made a purchase at any of them. (I order through the mail. I find videos and 'toys' cheaper that way.) I've taken older people to them before, because they've never been inside one, just to laugh at their reaction. I'm not a fan of some of the skeevy pervs that frequent these places for the most part, so I usually steer clear of them.22) Bought something from an adult store? I've seen a couple tee shirts I wanted, but were too expensive, so I didn't get them. I've never gone with the intention of buying anything; no lubricant, no porn videos, no sex aids. The only time I've ever made a purchase from an actual adult store...I bought a silver ball link necklace once because it was on sale. It was like a large version of the chain that hangs down you pull to switch on a light...or a small set of anal beads.
23) Have you ever been caught having sex? I've never been caught with legs in the air or mouths in motion, though I have been 'interrupted' during foreplay before things got going really good. Sometimes, I've let others watch...just so I wouldn't get caught or interrupted. It was their idea; not mine; but it didn't bother me in the least bit having an audience. I pretty much forgot they were there and got down to taking care of business...no applause or a standing ovation after the performance, either. They were pretty much busy 'doing their own thing' buy the time I got done with mine. The only time I ever really got caught was when a former roomie walked in on me while I was taking care of myself. It was his own fault he got the full view, since he didn't knock before he entered my room. He had to ask me a question...and I continued going at it while I answered. He left and nothing was ever said about 'catching my act'.
24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Would you like to see the Poloroid shots, 8 X 10 glossies or the hand-drawn outlines? I had a partner in the past who was somewhat voyeuristic/exhibitionistic. He enjoyed watching others have sex...and he liked to be watched himself when he was. (He was always trying to get me to leave my apartment door wide open when we were together playing in hopes one of my neighbors would look in and watch or come and join us. No way, buster! I've got to live around these people. I don't want to be known as the 'Neighborhood Perv'.) He used to bring a Poloroid camera to take 'action shots' he could look at later when we couldn't get together. Even though he was gay and coming to terms with his sexuality, he was still enaged and brought his fiancee over to watch me and him together a few times. She enjoyed it immensely...watching me make her man mine right before her very eyes. Forget the pictures. What about the videos? She filmed us a couple times going at it; again, so he'd have it to watch when he couldn't make it over. Out of all the guys I've been with, I was falling for Eric and he for me. We got past the sex part and actually made love when we were together. I could have spent my life with that boy and been happy. We lost track of one another when we both moved at the same time once and didn't know how to get ahold of the other. I still think about him occasionally 5 years later...when I run across some of those pictures he took and left for me so I'd have something to remember him by, too. Now, he's but a memory, but I still have those shots!
25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name? I've always made it a point to never use names so this wouldn't happen. I prefer 'babe' or 'buddy' or 'man'. It may sound impersonal, but I'm terrible at remembering names, even of those I'm not having sex with. Not to mention, some of my partners, I never knew their name to begin with. It's not like we were going to be dating. It was just raw, animal sex...no names required.
26) Who do you think has the guts to repost this? I know some sexually experssive folks on Gather, but that's more in private than for the public to see. I don't know how far they'd go in revealing the facts...at least not without the price of admission. Esther the molester would be the first...but she was the one who came up with this survey. Who knows? Maybe Arleen, Shan, Robi, Lori, Rob or Elsie. (Hell, Elsie plays Naked Twister, so maybe she won't mind exposing a little more of herself to all of us.) Moreso, I could tell you a lot more who would never dream of giving away their secrets, though we all know most have at least one or two in their closet.
There you have it; some of my sexy, seductive secrets revealed through my naughty confession. It was fun to do...and even more fun to get the experience to be able to answer all of what was asked. Notice, not once did I mention cookies while talking about 'getting my cookies'. Now, some of you may think I'm a 'whore' from all I've told you here. I'm not. Whores get paid...sluts do it for free. I just happen to be 'sexually expressive'. I'm a human and we as humans are a sexual being. It's all about pleasure and satisfaction and as long as it's between two (or three or four or more) consenting adults; why not enjoy the good feelings? I'm not ashamed of my past and I'm not one to hold back, keep secrets and live lies. I've grown beyond that at this stage in my life. I've gone through a lot in many different areas in the past and now it's time for me. Who of you will be brave enough to step forward and tell all with your own Gather 'sex secrets' article? Take the survey! Grow some short and curlies 'down there' and just go for it. It's fun and freeing to just let it all hang out. Remember, when you ask something, you never know what the answer is you might get!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!
hope you got this in the survey sezzz group tht will be sogreat.
By the way...thanks for what you wrote to mom...it meant a lot.
Ok, now I just have to figure out if the world is ready to see my answers.
My eyes! My eyes!
(that gets a 10 !!!)
13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? I'm not balding in the least bit (or turning gray), so leave my full head of hair alone. I like having something to tuck up under my hat. My body isn't that furry to begin with and it's taken me all these years to grow what little fuzz I have. I have about a dozen strands on my chest and they stay put. I did shave my 'nether region' once because a 'partner' liked that, but never again! Talk about itch when it started to grow back in. It felt like I was infested with 'crotch crickets' though there was nothing for the critters to cling onto. From that point on...no shaving. I like to let the 'forest' down there grow wild. I don't even 'manscape' and trim like some do. No thanks to a bikini wax, either. I'll stick with just shaving my face.
I know what the crotch crickets feel like when its growing back out so I keep it gone to prevent that horrid feeling from recurring.
I hadn't seen this you crazy man!! Love your answers and you did a wonderful photo essay out of this. Now if only I could get those damn pictures to download for me I'd be doing well after this convoluted upgrade...bah!
Love you kiddo!
So I am stealing your survey for a posting of my own. (actually this is a myspace survey and I have already did it on myspace but I will do it on here too)