Serious Theft Issue!! Warning To All Women.....

Today's laugh, just received this in my e mail. Ladies, I think you can relate!

You've heard about people who have
   been abducted and had their kidneys removed by
   black-market organ thieves.

   My thighs were stolen from me during the night a
   few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone
else's thighs. It was just that quick.

The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the
   entire summer looking for my thighs.

Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out
my life in
   jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

   My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because
they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
   stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at
   least three inches lower than my original! I realized
I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the
   flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion
of the
hairbrush.

   This was really getting scary - my body
   was being replaced one section at a time. What
could they do to me next?

   When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was
replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my
story.

Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those
'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from
you and me!

   The next time someone you know has something
   'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

   THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women
everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

   P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I
was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I
   was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my