Case of the Pregnant Lady - A Hilarious actual court case

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN
COURT DOCKET 12659 --- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She
noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She
immediately moved to
another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin,
so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move,
the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the
man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
(about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
 
 The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
 When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but
 notice her condition.
 She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double
 Mint Twins are Coming" and
 I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
 " Logan 's Liniment will Reduce the
 Swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed
 herself under a deodorant
 sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick",
 and I could hardly
 contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the
 fourth time and sat
 under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
 Prevented this Accident"..... I just lost it."