After working most of her life, Grandma
finally retired.
At her next check-up, the new doctor told
her to bring a list of all her medications.
As the young doctor looked through these,
his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a
prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH
CONTROL pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep better at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely
nothing in these that could possibly help you
sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young
doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I
grind up one and mix it in a glass of orange
juice that my 16 y/o granddaughter drinks...
And believe me, it helps me sleep better
at night."
You gotta love Grandmas!


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