My ex-girlfriend has threatened to disconnect my internet service if I don't start getting more comments on my articles soon ! Not only will she disconnect my internet, she will also disconnect my cable TV service, take my new car, my guitars, my amplifiers and all of my clothing.
Actually, if I don't get more comments on my articles very soon, I'll soon be a naked ex-guitar player without any means of transportation, cable TV or internet service. My ex-girlfriend will be riding around in what was once my new car playing guitar while watching cable with my underwear dragging behind my once new car while she is posting on Gather on what was once my laptop computer.
Please don't let this happen to me ! My Gather life depends on your comments ! Please help !
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Heres one freakin comment and a 10 .
For pities sake ;-p
There's another one...........................
gottabeme.gather.com
I'm sure you can get even more points there, and you will help mine too!!!
There is something kinda "fishy" here. Now, I don't want to be judgmental, and certainly don't want to add to your obviously troubled mind's troubles, but . . . there is simply no way she would be able to watch cable while driving your car, without a really long extension cord. Do you even have such a cord?
First things first, we've got to make sure we save your life. Try the twinkies, and if those don't work go for a chocolate sheet cake and her favorite ice cream. She'd have to set the gun down to eat those!!
Maybe some of your other contacts will be on later and pick it up for you.
Most of what I read here on Gather ticks me off to the point that I can't stand it anymore. And with a day off from work today, I've had too much time to read and think. Therefore I think it's best that I sign off now and get some sleep.
I must apologize if I have offended anyone here.
Actually, I realize that your story is utter bullshit, but so what? It got my attention. It's results that count, n'est-ce pas?
Timothy ... we all know you never have had a new car, a laptop (new or used), and everyone in the trailer park taps into a single cable drop after one of the neighbor's kids shinnied up the pole and tapped into the feed ... I seriously doubt any of your ex's really want your '77 Pacer or that Trash-80 you use to connect to gather ... as for the clothes ... unless they fit her or the slacker she is currently shackin'up with, I wouldn't worry to much about losing your shirt.
I have to admit that I came close to shedding a tear over the guitar and amp, but on second thought, you really should have invested in an acoustic model so you could still play during those months you're not able to make the scratch to pay the 'lectric bill ... (-;
Oh well, it gave me a good laugh, and distracted me for a moment or two.
Then still others post things that just don't make sense with the topic either. I usually just ignore it and move on.
I like your satire and your sense of humor, and of course we agree on a few things politically, so I'll still be around.
Have a great weekend.
Mr. V, have you ever suggested that your home was on wheels?