I walked into a Blimpie's with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free".
"They're already buy-
one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess
they're both free".
She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked
out the door.
They walk among us and many work retail.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some
friends when
one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked
up at the sky and said, "Where?"
They Walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want
the sun waking him up every morning. She
asked, "Does the sun
rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in
the east, and has
for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh,
I don't keep up
with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7
call center. One day
I got a call from an individual who asked what
hours the call center
was open. I told him, "The number you dialed
is open 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that
Eastern or Pacific
time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I
said, "Uh, Pacific."
They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in
the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed
that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we
bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a
20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport
baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman
there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me,
"has your plane arrived yet?"
They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a
man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the
cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He
thought about it for some
time before responding. "Just cut it into 4
pieces; I don't think I'm
hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
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Comments: 9
they walk among us all right.... in a daze