One response per post please and if you can name the quoter and movie, that's even better!
I'll start with my favorite movie quote of all time:
Dark Helmet from Spaceballs ~ "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb!"
I even used that as my quote on my senior year book entry. :-D


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Austin... Great one! I love PB....
Then there's Prince Humperdinck to Count Rugen...."Jerome, you know how I love to watch you work, but I have my wedding to plan, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped!"
"Like a gloooove......"
"Repent and ye shall by saved-da"
many more classics...
Hardy: "You try pokin' him with a stick?"
~Basic~
Elizabeth: "Well what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?"
Fred: "No I don't remember what happened *with her*. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters, they were great."
~Drop Dead Fred~
--Julia Roberts to Hugh Grant in Notting Hill
-Peter Pan
"I have a degree in psychology, it goes with the turf... Games are fun."
- Catherine
[Basic Instinct]
"Oh yeah... you blend!" Marisa Tomei in Cousin Vinny
(Don't worry about the swearing Courtney. In NYC lingo it's just a word... and they very creatively use it as a verb, noun, advective, adverb, dangling participle... you get my drift! ;-))
"James Bond never had to put up with this sh**!" Max driving to the hotel with SIX passengers trying to give him directions. :-)
"Groovy" Spike's response to Honey's declaration they were engaged. :-)
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - Silence of the lambs
~Donnie Darko~
~Basic~
Ben: "No, honey, it's just sleeping."
~How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days~
Those are good Courtney!
Yeah, I know what you mean Faith... Almost every line from Spaceballs and Monty Python and the Holy Grail are a great quote, too!
Kirby - St. Elmos Fire
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone when we're uncool." -Almost Famous
and another fav movie...
" I thought of that old joke, y'know, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" Then the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, but we keep going through it because we need the eggs."
-Annie Hall
-Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Maybe morbid, but I love Pacino!!!
"Go ahead, make my day"
and "Do you feel lucky...well do ya' punk?"
Danny Glover in SILVERADO
Val Kilmer in TOMBSTONE
Strother Martin in COOL HAND LUKE
Maverick
"You only owe me for your entire existence on this planet!" The Addams Family
:-D
I wrote an article about Kathleen Turner for 'Let Life In. com' in which she said that "a woman's sexiness is in her mind, not in her bra"
-Emma Thompson 'Love Actually'
-Treebeard to Merry and Pippin 'Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers'
-Hermione Granger 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'
" We're gonna need a bigger boat" Martin Brody, Jaws
"We're on a mission from god" various, The Blues Brothers
Walter Crowhorse in Thunderheart
"Where you from boy?"
"texas sir"
"Texas? Texas?? Only thing I know come from Texas is steers and queers, and I don't see no horns on you boy" Lou Gossett Jr to Richard Gere in An Officer and A Gentleman
" HOW TALL ARE YOU PRIVATE?!?"
"five ten sir."
"FIVE TEN??? I DIDN"T KNOW THEY COULD STACK SHIT THAT HIGH!" Gunny Hartman Full Metal Jacket......The first third of that movie is some of the funniest rips by Hartman I've ever heard
Eli Wallach in MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
*chuckle*
Robert Redford, to BaBa Striesand, in "The Way We Were."
- Casablanca
"J. Algernon Hawthorne:
I must say that if I had the grievous misfortune to be a citizen of this benighted country, I should be the most hesitant of offering any criticism whatever of any other.
J. Russell Finch:
Wait a minute, are you knocking this country? Are you saying something against America?
J. Algernon Hawthorne:
Against it? I should be positively astounded to hear anything that could be said FOR it. Why the whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy in the whole history of civilization! Look at yourself! The way your wife and her strumpet of a mother push you through the hoop! As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated- they're like slaves!
They die like flies from coronary thrombosis while their women sit under hairdryers eating chocolates & arranging for every 2nd Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day! And this infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all time in this Godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all this this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms.
Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight. "
"IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD"
---Jaws