Hello. Some of you may remember me from Ina's articles.
Yes, I'm Gus.
I was first introduced to all of you here:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977034388
You may remember this article where I didn't die:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=28147497708855
I've heard a lot of grumbling from Ina about the changes on Gather recently. I feel bad for her and all of her friends. I thought it was time to bring my special breed of cattitude in to play; spread some joy along with the kitty litter.
I'm throwing my hairball into the ring. I'm running for Unofficial Mascot of Gather.
As Mascot, I can promise you vision and focus. Some say I have tunnel vision, but I prefer to think of myself as a cock-eyed optimist.
I promise not to drool on your articles, but that's only because I'm terrified to go in the house near the computer.
I provide equal opportunity for all mice, birds and butterflies to sit near me and laugh because I can't catch them. They're all welcome to eat out of my bowl.
So, vote for me on November 6! I also offer a free matted chunk of fur with every SASE!
(disclaimer: If anyone chooses to oppose me, I'll just give up. I'm a slacker like that.)


Comments: 42
This is my cat and I approve of this article.
I'm feeling a little out of sorts today but I'm sure by tomorrow I'll be ready to help with your campaign.
I'd suggest we put him on our shoulders and carry him through the crowds but I doubt he'd care must for that
Note to self - stay out of Gus and Ina's articles during class time - too hard to not laugh out loud
I'll vote for you to run this bloody company.
Wait. There's one of those black cats with the stripe down his back. I have to go say Hi.
and I too approve this article
and beg not to be deleted!
Gotta love this cat...of course she'll provide vision for Gather....a worthy mascot!
The menagerie of
GATHER NEEDS YOU !
If it rains I'll be under that chair with the holes in it until it's over. Then I'll campaign.
Or maybe I'll eat dinner.
On second thought, he prefers to stay home and cheer Gus on between naps.
"Some say I have tunnel vision, but I prefer to think of myself as a cock-eyed optimist."
Good grief. Can ANYthing be funnier than Gus? (sorry sweet Gus)
I vote 100% that gather make GUS not only mascot but KING!!!