Book review; Jeff Foxworthy's How many Women...

This is a very funny book. It is a very easy read, no tricky plots or confusing side stories. Jeff Foxworthy, in his own style, takes a good look at the classic and somewhat fictionalized "redneck male". Chapters cover everything from bathing, fashions, dining, entertaining and other special situations. Between the chapters it is filled with his classic redneck jokes.

If want a good laugh, I recomend this book.

"Bathing--How much how often."

"It has been scientifically proven that regular bathing goes a long way toward a lice-free lifestyle, and soap is one of the fundamental tools of bathing. Some rednecks depend on the old reliable- lye soap. Others think lye is harsh on the skin, so they make their own soap out of rendered animal fat scented with Gummi Bears. Store bought soap is also available for those seeking to improve their stations in life. My personal favorite is the NASCAR series, where the bars are shaped and colored like miniature racecars.

I reccommend bathing at home, instead of taking a bar of soap to the local YMCA or public pool. Cleaning the ring out of a swimming pool can take forever and may delay your spouse from starting her normal household chores.

A garden hose set of "spray" or "mist" and hung over a tree branch makes an ideal shower. Have your sister hold a sheet so the sight of you bathing doesn't scare the chickens.

Many moderns subdivisions and trailer parks have man-made ponds or lakes on the property. These provide an excellent opportunity go bathing au naturel, which means "naked outdoors." The only dangers associated with outdoor naked bathing are leeches, broken beer bottles, water moccasins, rusty nails and jealous, heavily armed husbands, but the unfettered joy of outdoor naked bathing more than makes up the risks. There is one other important thing to remeber, however: friends don't let friends bathe drunk. So if your friend is drunk and insists on bathing au naturel, leave before he takes off his clothes.

Finally, the misfortune of a leaking roof can be turned into a trendy shower with careful plannig and a washtub. If the leak happens to between your favorite recliner and the TV when yor wilfe wants to shower, a funnel and hose can be used to redirect the flow out of your field of vision, On the other hand, if your wife's good-looking sister is visiting and wants to shower, the funnel and hose can be used to bring her back into view. It's sort of like hitting the "channel recall" button on the remote late on Saturday night--auto racing, naked woman, auto racing, naked woman...." Jeff Foxworthy