Those Poor, Poor Conservatives

The latest trend of the crazies is to claim to be victims.  Remember how they used to mock us for being victims all the time?  Things were so much simpler then. . .

Let’s start with Ann Coulter, the pretty pundit who we would like to bang if only we thought she believed in birth control (and maybe if she wasn’t a Nazi).  Coulter appeared on CBS’s The Early Show with Harry Smith yesterday to promote her new book that she plagarized from a 72 year old white supremacist living in the Mississippi wilderness.  Her main argument (and I use the word “argument” loosely) is that liberals have used their self-identified victimhood to attack conservatives, the real victims.  You can start laughing now.

SMITH: You don’t think as an African-American, that he [Obama] was at some greater risk?

COULTER: No, I do not. Because every presidential assassin — or attempted presidential assassin in the history of the nation has either been a liberal, a communist, an anarchist, someone on the left, or there were two who had no politics whatsoever unless you count John Hinckley, who is certifiably insane. So, you know, we have-

SMITH: Which goes back — which goes back to — to your basic point that everything that’s wrong with America is the left’s fault.

COULTER: No, I have — I wouldn’t have mentioned that all these presidential assassins were anarchists, communists, liberals, they were some form of, you know, basically Obama’s base, other than the fact that everyone keeps talking about Obama being at some unique risk. Well, I’m sorry, Sean Hannity’s at greater risk. Rush Limbaugh’s at greater risk. I promise you George Bush is at greater risk. He has been physically attacked two weeks ago. There’s a book fantasizing about George Bush’s assassination. There’s a movie — a documentary fantasizing about George Bush’s assassination. And there are more hits on going Google for Obama and assassination than Bush and assassination. So maybe we can stop talking about the threat of right-wing violence in a country that is teeming with left-wing violence.

Let me stop you there, Ann.  Sean Hannity has never had a group of rednecks arrested for plotting his assassination.  Rush Limbaugh has never had a song written about him titled, “Rush the Magic Cracker.”  And George Bush — George Bush had a shoe thrown at him from a newly liberated Iraqi.

The crazies have been in charge of this show for the past 233 years.  Gay marriage, abortion, prostitution, and marijuana still aren’t allowed in every single state in the US of A.  “In God We Trust” is still on our money, for Batman ’s sake!  And yet, there’s some sort of left-wing conspiracy, out to maintain the status quo of sex in schools and socialists in the White House.

Carve a B on your face and cry me a river.

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