I Can Be Folksy Too

Heck, there’s no debatin’ it, is there? Y’all watched the debate , right? Sarah Barracuda proved tonight that she’s just like us, a regular Joe Six-Pack. She goes to kids’ soccer games, and sits round the kitchen table with her man, and she even uses the word “darn” when she gets all riled-up. And it’s about time we had Average Joe in the White House. We don’t want no more of these intellectual, East Coast, Hollywood types in the position of president and vice president.

We’re sick of seeing the same smooth-talkin’, liberal fruits out there talkin’ about how they wanna take away our guns.

Isn’t it about time we had a leader we could see ourselves havin’ a beer with?

We need real change in America. See, those media elites aren’t used to seeing a real American running for office, so they play “gotcha” games, trying to get poor Palin to actually answer questions on the issues that concern our fundamentally strong population. And of course it’s sexism. I mean, here’s a lady who’s electrified the conservative base and has proven she’s a real reformer . Darn those mainstream media types. Darn them to hell!

Luckily, Mooselini told them tonight, “Thanks but no thanks on those interviews to nosuccessfulpolls.” And she’s made it abundantly clear that we’re done with the Washington politics as usual. It’s time to go against the good ol’ boys. We must take the maverick out of the Senate, and keep him there. Ooops. I mean, John McCain’s a war hero, you know.

Now, folks, before y’all get on my case about talking down to the “non-intellectuals,” let me argue with ya about why we shouldn’t be so impressed with Governor Palincomparison’s performance tonight. You know, we have an expression here in Arizona, and I think it fits here too: “You can put lipstick on a pig , but Sarah Palin is a complete idiot.” We’re not the best when it comes to short anecdotes.

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