Okay it wasn't a real body, but it made me jump! Someone decided to use our dumpster to dump a dummy. I thought that those things were expensive?? It isn't just a mannequin, everything is movable. Maybe I should take it out and sell it on Ebay!
Any ideas?? It is too dirty to put it in a bed and scare someone. Who knows where it has been!
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besides,remember the Pet Rock?
it made a fortune,you never know,just my thoughts
That might be fun (and the envy of everybody)
I did just run out and check. The thing weighs more than I do! So ebay is out. I just cant see myself lugging that thing to the post office!
I am liking the Halloween idea!
Anybody can buy a blow-up thing at the mall. You'll be then envy of your neighborhood.
I'm filled with envy right now!
But what would she be?
I like the idea of using it at Halloween!
I decided to let Fred stay in the dumpster. (Yes, I named him) I tried one more time to lift him out and I just can't do it. Not only is he made of really hard plastic, but he is all jointed with metal parts and is way to heavy for me to even consider trying to ship. (to sell on Ebay)
I could just see me, lugging the guy into the post office and throwing him up on the scale! Even worse.....I don't drive, so I would have to somehow strap him to me to bike over there. The looks that I would get!!
He is still there and even though I know that, he still startles me every freaking time I go out there! I can't wait until he is picked up on Monday!
I would sell it for sure.
Marilyn
I'd have been terrified. Wow, this is a coincidence because I just wrote about a near murder:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977099326
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Dress it in black then stand it in a shadowy corner of the back yard, and "fearfully" point it out to family and friends.
Put it in the passanger seat of your car, then drive around yelling and arguing with it. With all the windows rolled down of course:)
Take it to the park and ride the merry-go-round with it.
Put it in a store wheelchair and go shopping.
Put a t-shirt on it that says "I am a real boy!", and take it with you everywhere...the bank, work, shopping..everywhere!
Take it to your local highschool and try to register your "son" for school.
Check into a seedy hotel with him.
Why can't I ever find anything this cool? geesh
Sue, that is good to know. If I was still living in So Cal. I would have been tempted to use it for the car pool lanes....I wouldn't have cared how heavy he was!
Charlene, it is funny, none of my neighbors said anything about it. Me, I had to share the laugh with the whole gather world, my BF and his daughter! Heck, I even called my mom to give her a laugh! Yet, no one around here said anything, at least to us.
Jean, I could just picture my red face if I had immediately run back in and called the police! They would have had a major laugh that day!
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I would have looked twice too.
It was really scary at first, but this article and the hits that it has recieved made all worth while!
And thanks on commenting on my latest article. It got featured :)
Thanks Audrey and Jane.
Jane, it is always my pleasure:)
How big a box do you need??
One about your size......
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Thanks you three:)
I almost hate to break the 100 comments by hitting post now, David..