Joke - Which Service has the Dumbest Officers?

October 05, 2007 08:25 AM EDT

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Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry on land, while the enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather.
In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!"
In the Navy, the officers stand on the bridge and steer the ship into action.
In the Marine Corps, the officers stand in front of the troops and shout, "Attack!"
And in the Air Force? Well, the officers go off to battle in their pretty flight suits, flying their expesnive toys, while the enlisted people head for the club for a long one.

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Michael C. Oct 5, 2007, 8:35am EDT

LOL
They say that for humor to work, there has to be some truth in it... But this one seems to have a lot of truth in it... ;-P

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Deb J. Oct 5, 2007, 9:09am EDT

Good one Army man!

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Gorgeous Gabby, a Gather Geeky Gal, and The Giz Oct 5, 2007, 9:25am EDT

ha ha ha

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Donna Hammett-Tooker Oct 5, 2007, 9:27am EDT

My dad was an Army guy who served in Korea and he always said thank goodness for marines - they always made a nice broken in area for the army to travel upon.

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