Although it's not among the 45 stated communist goals to take over America, an important chapter in American history has been expunged. Hawaii was part of Kenya until 1965. That's right. Even people who were alive in the '60s have forgotten the 3 Kenyan Wars of 1965, 1967-68, and 1970.
When Barack Obama was born, in 1961, Hawaii was part of Kenya. In the breakup of the British Empire the former Sandwich Islands were ceded to Kenya as part of a complicated swap of territory involving Great Britain, Pakistan, Lichtenstein, Kenya, and Paraguay. In the First Kenyan War, American troops took control of Hawaii in response to the landing of Kenyan troops in Carpinteria, CA and the bombing of Pierre, SD. As part of the Treaty of Bisbee (AZ,) ratified in late 1965, Kenya ceded Hawaii to the US. Statehood followed shortly for the home of aloha and mahalo.
It's interesting that so much of the controversy over Barack Obama's birthplace focuses on whether Obama was born in Hawaii or Kenya. Actually both sides are right since Hawaii was part of Kenya in 1961.
As the result a recent Freedom of Information Act document request, the sordid story of the Kenyan Wars is finally becoming public. Documents now in the possession of the Katz Foundation for Freedom and Prosperity tell the tale of the drugged water supply and subliminal hypnotic mind control by psychological means used by the government to erase the memory of the conflict. Among the collateral factual damage that resulted from the national brain washing is the true origin of Kona coffee. It's actually a Kenyan strain introduced to Hawaii in 1957. The famous leper colony on Molokai was a front for a Kenyan biological weapon research laboratory. Lappert's ice cream is, to this day, loaded with psychotropic agents designed to suppress memories of the Kenyan wars.
It's important to set the record straight. Please send a link to this article to everyone in your email address book.
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Comments: 54
Can I have some more ice cream, please?
I think you are on to something here, Nippy.
Thanks to your dedicated efforts we now know the true facts.
And following true to fact format, your post doesn't deliver all that it promises.
I want those 45 goals, we need to spread them around.
First person to see this on Fox News gets a free ....
Faux, this is so fair and balanced and factual.
But Limbag can't hear you.
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Use ***********BREAKING NEWS********** in the header?
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Awaiting further instructions.................clicks heels and falls on ass.........
I feel so much better now that I know the truth. I remember when Hawaii became a state of the Union in 1959. I was five years old and my grandmother was thrilled. She and her husband spent the winters in Honolulu at the time. So, they were happy that all they needed was a driver's license to travel there. They had previously wintered in Cuba, but the situation was turning rather ugly for Americans. Hawaii looked like a better choice. Now, if I could just figure out what they were doing in August of 1961 when this Kenyan interloper was born and the evil plot to someday take over America by winning the presidency was conceived. It's all beginning to make sense. Boy, you can never really hide from the truth. Can you?
I didn't know about the Kenyan connection. Maybe, Grandma was bringing home souvenirs laced with drugs so that I would never learn about these Kenyan wars. Golly, maybe, she was in on the deal. One can't be too careful. It is such a great service to America that you have chosen to expose the truth and help everyone to come out of their stupor, Nippy!!!!
We are not the passive ones you've come to depend on. Recent elections should be instructive enough but, if not, the repblicans are dead fat.
I've forwarded this to everyone that is in my address book and everyone that isn't.
I got up, dusted myself off, and was happy to find $30 hidden in my sweat sock. "Starbucks," I whispered to myself. "Starbucks**" Yeah, but which one? Here I am in San Francisco. So many coffee shops and yet so little reason to stay awake!
There are NO absolutes.
Communism" is a myth. A bogie man for the well-spanked. First of all, Soviet "communism" was a dungeon designed to inspire mindless flag-salutes. Capitalism is beyond your comprehension. It's for your own good. See how you roll over! That's just too cute.
Phuque the Phylence!
What a tremendous site for resort development! Too bad that most of us will never see it, now.
Wait,
nevermind, that was the Duke Kahanamoku surfing competition