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Non-News: Society for Prevention of Misuse of Homophones Announces Endorsement of J & K!

July 10, 2007 10:47 AM EDT (Updated: July 10, 2007 10:48 AM EDT)
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It should come as no surprise that the Society for the Prevention of Misuse of Homophones has announced its endorsement of John O and Kris M for President and Vice President of Gather.

The group's owner, who is also a Non-News non-correspondent who claims to be an independent with Elitist leanings, has agreed with the general consensus of group members that the J&K Elitist ticket is the way to go. Homophoniacs are rabid in their zeal for the protection of homophones everywhere.

J&K promises to stamp out homophone abuse whenever witnessed, and there's plenty of abuses going on in the Orange Bubble. Homophones have feelings! Homophones have civil rights!

Before a mob of angry homophones marches down your Main Street with rainbow flags, just remember, they are voting J&K - all the way!

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Comments: 22

Kris M. Jul 10, 2007, 12:00pm EDT
Thank you, Joanne! I'd like to say to homophones everywhere that you have a friend in the J&K ticket. You're and your, you may sleep soundly once again. To and too and two, rest assured your rights will be protected. For, fore, and four, we will protect you from homophonophobes everywhere! Vote Elitist!
♯ ♪ Jul 10, 2007, 12:51pm EDT
Know/No that homophones are protected.
Nancy S. Jul 10, 2007, 1:15pm EDT
Go Elitists!
BONGO MIRROR Jul 10, 2007, 1:38pm EDT
Eye don't no what your thinking about thoughs too.
Shawn "left this place" W Jul 10, 2007, 1:40pm EDT
Elect these two to office, and you can prevent homophone abuse too!
♯ ♪ Jul 10, 2007, 2:35pm EDT
Hey, there, Stick Man.
Corina Carrasco Jul 10, 2007, 2:56pm EDT
Joanne, you've got the homophone abuse down but we have to tackle the other problems now. I feel it is my job to point out the error in your next to last paragraph. See if you can find it. If you can't, I'll point you to it. ; )
♯ ♪ Jul 10, 2007, 4:23pm EDT
I'm kind of busy, Corina... Go ahead and grammartize me.
Jiya S. Jul 10, 2007, 5:27pm EDT
Jay and Kay, awl the weigh!
Corina Carrasco Jul 10, 2007, 6:24pm EDT
J&K promises to stamp out homophone abuse...

should be J&K promise...not promises, unless you are talking about the slate, but that should be stated
I never noticed that Dan has a misspelling in the 'tag' after his name. Who's going to tell him?
LittleMissSunshine - Shel & Barney Rule L. Jul 10, 2007, 10:54pm EDT
I find it hard to believe the non news can really be fair and balanced reporting when I haven't gotten my interview questions and your groups are endorsing J&K. I may need to seek an independent non biased newscaster.

OH and we do have the teletubbies behind us, so I'm not all that concerned at all.
Missy Cline Jul 11, 2007, 7:49am EDT
*giggles*
♯ ♪ Jul 11, 2007, 12:19pm EDT
Sorry, Shelley. I will get the questions out right away.
Rosa See Ya Jul 11, 2007, 2:05pm EDT
Thanks for the giggles. I'll have to check out all the candidates.
Christopher K. Leavitt Jul 13, 2007, 2:59am EDT
Hi, I'm Shelley's Minister of Propaganda. I thought she was running unopposed.

Can I join your group? "Opposition research," you know.
Siouxy Article Writer Jul 14, 2007, 2:37pm EDT
Oh, there's another side...

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