"Subway" with Christopher Lambert. I'm not even sure why it was the worst because I can't even remember it much. It was so bad my brain just screened it out!
The absolute worst movie was the version of The Thief of Baghdad starring Marina Sirtis from Star Trek Next Generation. She was really young in it and spent a lot of time wiggling, flailing her arms, and delivering horrible dialog horribly. I've created better special effects with a papermache and poster paint. I had to turn it off; I was that embarassed for her.
Most horror movies are to me. I dont understand why people would want to sit there for a hour and a half watching people be killed. Then watch the news and say some of the things they do when they hear about it in real life. No point!
Hmmm, where to begin.... These may not make anyone else's worst list but mine, but I don't care. I saw all of these once, all the way through, and some more than once (not by choice), and if I NEVER see any of them again, it will be too soon.
Waterworld ('nuff said)
Barney, the Movie (what's worse than 90 minutes of purple dinosaur? read on and see...)
The Dead Poet's Society (why couldn't it have STAYED dead?)
The Princess Bride (the fact that this is popular is INCONCEIVABLE!)
Dirty Dancing (even for a guy that likes chick-flicks, this sucked)
Make Them Die Slowly (a plotless gore-fest... cannibals in New Guinea find new and interesting ways to kill each of the group of friends that survive a plane crash. This makes "Lost" seem intellectual!)
" The Pursuit of Happiness" Took way to long to get to the point! If they would have got to the point sooner The story would have been Awesome! Sorry Will maybe next time.
I love Princess Bride, because of the stupid humor and the cute guy and the love story, but i'm into corny stuff, lol. and i can agree with the Barny stuff, but *sighs* i have to get used to barney again since i'm having a little boy, and Barney is like a hypnotist's watch swaying back and forth, lol.
worst movie i've ever seen? blair witch project.... pointless, stupid, and my cousin said the best part of the movie was watching me waddle out of the theater! lol. (i had hurt my knee and was on crutches, lol)
When I think of worst the first movie that pops into my head is the Hellraiser movie. My husband (before he was my husband) wanted to watch it and some of our friends sat down to see it. I had my hands over my eyes the entire time! It was ALL blood and gore. I hate those kinds of movies.
My husband says his worst movie is "Half baked" because it's a retarded stoner movie and "the Lake House" because it was in his words "a total waste of time!" I made him watch the Lake House with me and apparently he is still bitter about it, lol.
The Lake House -- I may catch hell for saying it but the plot was weak AND they didn't explain the catch-22 of her stopping him from ever going to try and meet her/dying. Had he never done so she would have never started with the letters.
The Holiday. Men shouldn't have to watch it. My wife wanted me to rent it. One part was so hand wringing over the top ridiculous I rewound it so I could laugh again. This was the part. I memorized it so I can quote it in a trembling voice.
~ I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible, and how it can actually ache in places you didn't know you had inside you, and it doesn't matter how many new haircuts you get, or gyms you join, or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends... you still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong, or how you could have misunderstood, and how in the hell for that brief moment you could think that you were that happy. And sometimes you can even convince yourself that he'll see the light and show up at your door. And after all that, however long all that may be, you'll go somewhere new, and you'll meet people who make you feel worthwhile again, and little pieces of your soul will finally come back. And all that fuzzy stuff, those years of your life that you wasted, that will eventually begin to fade.~ Iris
Gosh I don't remember the name of it, but it had one scene in it where there were toilet seats a barstools! LOL... It was a movie that came out in the 60's! It was terrible!
The two Highlander sequels. Embarrassing for everybody involved! Couldn't even watch them on DVD and skip the dumb parts.
And Star Trek 5. I had to leave the movie theater and take my 2 year old out to play in the lobby after 20 minutes. My poor husband and his best friend stayed till the end and when they came out said they wished they had walked out too!
I don't remember the name of it but it was some cartoon movie where the bad guy was this slinky looking thing! A slinky! Oh, yeah, now I remember, it was called Doogle.
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Waterworld ('nuff said)
Barney, the Movie (what's worse than 90 minutes of purple dinosaur? read on and see...)
The Dead Poet's Society (why couldn't it have STAYED dead?)
The Princess Bride (the fact that this is popular is INCONCEIVABLE!)
Dirty Dancing (even for a guy that likes chick-flicks, this sucked)
Make Them Die Slowly (a plotless gore-fest... cannibals in New Guinea find new and interesting ways to kill each of the group of friends that survive a plane crash. This makes "Lost" seem intellectual!)
worst movie i've ever seen? blair witch project.... pointless, stupid, and my cousin said the best part of the movie was watching me waddle out of the theater! lol. (i had hurt my knee and was on crutches, lol)
~ I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible, and how it can actually ache in places you didn't know you had inside you, and it doesn't matter how many new haircuts you get, or gyms you join, or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends... you still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong, or how you could have misunderstood, and how in the hell for that brief moment you could think that you were that happy. And sometimes you can even convince yourself that he'll see the light and show up at your door. And after all that, however long all that may be, you'll go somewhere new, and you'll meet people who make you feel worthwhile again, and little pieces of your soul will finally come back. And all that fuzzy stuff, those years of your life that you wasted, that will eventually begin to fade.~ Iris
ha ha ha haha
And Star Trek 5. I had to leave the movie theater and take my 2 year old out to play in the lobby after 20 minutes. My poor husband and his best friend stayed till the end and when they came out said they wished they had walked out too!
I am having a brain fart.
Caligua at least had nudity and violence but even that wasn't enough to save it. Star Trek was just plain boring and I'm a huge fan normally.