Some Wednesday Wit

Good Morning everyone and happy Wednesday to you all!  Yes I am going back to work today, yeah!  Drank enough juice and chicken noodle soup and got plenty of rest so I will be waiting for the swine flu shot when it comes out cause if what I had was not it, I don't want any part of that. LOL

So I wanted to share a few funny jokes with you today.  As usual I hope you can pass one of yours in the comment section.  Wednesday is that middle of the week day that we all look forward to and this Wednesday should be no exception.

So with that here they are....... Enjoy!

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The teacher had asked the class to write a paper about an unusual event that happened during the past week.

Little Bobby got up to read his.  It began, "My daddy fell in the well last week." Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed, "Is he ok?"

"He must be, " said little Bobby.  " Stopped calling for help yesterday."

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Why did Dorothy get lost in OZ?

She had three men giving her directions.

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A guy is reading his paper at breakfast when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He say, "Gosh, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the horse I went there to bet on."

She shrugs and walks away.  Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.  He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."

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Q- What days are the strongest?
A- Saturday and Sunday... because all the rest are 'weak' days.

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Lastly I found this video with 51 jokes in for minutes one will sure to make you giggle....

I hope!

Till Next time.....Smile : )

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