NAME THIS COUNTRY

I think every country should have a name.  It helps to distinguish one from another.  If you're going away on vacation you should be able to tell your family and friends where you are going.  Most countries have names - for example Afganistan, Canada and Zimbabwe.  We've all heard of these places.  We know pretty much where they are and what their people are called - Afgans, Canadians and Zimbabwians.  There are  two countries that have the same name - Congo - there are two Congos.  Imagine if you tell someone you're from the Congo and he says "which one"?  Then there is a country with two names - Burma and Myanmar.  Imagine how confusing that could be.  If you can't spell one you can use the other name.  But then, most surprisingly, there are, believe it or not, several countries with no name at all.  These generally go by descriptive terms that tell us what they are or what continent they are on, but without a distinctive name.  For example we have Central African Republic.  This is not a name.  All we know is it's a country in the middle of Africa.  The people there must have low self-esteem.  Do you think those people say "I'm proud to be from a place in the middle of Africa"?  No, they have to keep their pride to themselves.  Then there are, what I call, the 'U' countries.  These are countries with no name, but they want you to know that they are unified, their people get along with each other.  If they ever had a civil war they've gotten over it by now.  The first one is United Arab Emirates.  Emirates are like States; they're together, and they are Arab, uncontaminated with anything else.  You'd think they could have come up with a name.  Then there is United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.  Wow, that's a mouthful.  The people living in that country are the most confused on earth - they don't know who they are.  A lot of people call the place England, which is fine with the English, but the Scots and the Irish don't like it, and probably not the Welsh or the Manx either.  Actually there is no country called England.  After the English started conquering surrounding territories they had to come up with another name.  So far they haven't been successful.  So they're stuck with UKOGBANI at least for the time being.  Last but not least we come to the mightiest giant of all the no-name countries - the land that lies between Canada on the north and Mexico on the south.  If you look on any world map you'll see that this country is designated as United States of America.  The founding fathers of this country wanted us to know that the various states, each of which, conveniently, has a name, have their acts together.  They are united, till death do us part, so to speak.  And they are located in the Americas.  Their motto, translated into English, is "out of many, one".  One what?  Couldn't they think of a name?   Unfortunately  they didn't.  So, sadly, we've had to make do , usually with the erroneous 'America', which it is not.  Brazilians, Nicaraguans and Canadians are all 'Americans" too, living in disparate regions of 'America'.  Therefore I am proposing a competition to Name This Country.  Pretend you are one of the founding fathers and you are proposing to Congress a name for this new country.  What is your suggestion?