by Ed Da Head Toker

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June 16, 2009

a few jokes.

September 19, 2009 02:13 PM EDT

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a skunk???

A stinking mad feline.

A few day ago I walked into the local Victoria's secret, And, as I was "examining" a lace teddy, a sales woman comes over to me and ask's; "May I help you sir?"
I reply, "No thanks, just arousing."

WHat does a parakeet with a machine gun say???
HERE KITTY, KITTY KITTY!!!!

What do you get when the chicken doesnt cross the road???
Road kill with a FOUL odor!

Tags: happy days, pet, jokes

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Dianna Doles-Petry Sep 19, 2009, 2:18pm EDT

ROFL, every Saturday should have jokes.

Ed Da Head Toker Sep 19, 2009, 7:44pm EDT

then get to know some politicians, sooner or later all of us politicians become some sort of joke.

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Vivian P. Sep 19, 2009, 2:19pm EDT

LOL cute ones

Ed Da Head Toker Sep 19, 2009, 7:44pm EDT

Thank you. ....... Oh, you meant the jokes.......................

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Peter Joseph Swanson Sep 19, 2009, 2:43pm EDT

har har har - ha ha

Ed Da Head Toker Sep 19, 2009, 7:46pm EDT

I see that your thinking of Johnny Depp and his pirate costume.

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Elizabeth O. Sep 19, 2009, 2:48pm EDT

Funny ~ here's one...

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of a** that brings tears to your eyes.

Ed Da Head Toker Sep 19, 2009, 7:42pm EDT

lol

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Len Maxwell Sep 19, 2009, 2:55pm EDT

I liked the arousing one.

Ed Da Head Toker Sep 19, 2009, 7:40pm EDT

you would.

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dreama e. Sep 19, 2009, 3:02pm EDT

LoL cute :)

Ed Da Head Toker Sep 19, 2009, 7:46pm EDT

thank you.

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Janie E. Sep 19, 2009, 3:17pm EDT

LOL! Thanks for the chuckles!

Ed Da Head Toker Sep 19, 2009, 7:47pm EDT

your welcome

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Marsha S. Sep 19, 2009, 3:24pm EDT

LOL

Ed Da Head Toker Sep 19, 2009, 7:47pm EDT

yw

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Loretta E. Sep 19, 2009, 4:23pm EDT

LOL! Thanks for the laughs!!!!

Ed Da Head Toker Sep 19, 2009, 7:48pm EDT

your welcome

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William Dotani Sep 20, 2009, 11:01am EDT

I'm groaning.

Ed Da Head Toker Sep 22, 2009, 1:51pm EDT

Im not

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