I received this in an e-mail recently. Enjoy!
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?" And the HR Person replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
RULES:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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