Housewives Should Revolt!

    Housewives should revolt! Do you realize how hard that job is? All these people run for office, but do you see anyone running for a 4 year term as housewife? I can just see the winning platform now:

    1) I promise to keep the laundry april fresh and to only use downy fabric softener.

    2) Supper will always be on the table by 6 p.m.; and at breakfast, if the yellow breaks, I promise to eat the unwanted egg.

    3) I promise to go around in pants 2 sizes too big and that have been sewn up 5 times so that my son can have a pair of ugly shoes that cost $150.00.

    4) I vow to clean the house every day with no help, with a smile on my face, and I do not want any money for doing this; It's my pleasure.

    Right.

    Seriously, housewives don't get paid and their job is just as hard as the president's. You're probably thinking,

    "But the president is in charge of THE BUTTON."

    Have you ever seen a housewife that has spent 6 hours cleaning from the front of the house to the back, only to get back to the front and it looks like someone just played hockey all over the room? I tell you one thing, you've never come closer to nuclear extinction than you have right then!

    Her eyes will bug out, her face will turn red, and by george, you'd better have a rock to climb under or she's going to aerobicize your butt! But, if you give her a little time, say oh, 10 years or so, you can crawl back out and live your normal life as her number one nuisance!

(This was written in fun, it is not to be taken seriously!)