"27 Dresses" - Katherine Heigl has been a bridesmaid 27 times. Also stars James Marsden and Ed Burns. Opens January 11, 2008
"First Sunday" - Not content with just Fridays anymore, Ice Cube tackles Sunday. It seems that he and his brother are sentenced to 5000 hours of community service. When his girlfriendand kid are about to leave for the ATL unless he antes up $17,000, he decides to rob the closest vendor: a church. Also stars Loretta Devine, Tracy Morgan, Chi McBride, and Regina Hall. Opens January 11, 2008
"In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" - Here's the story: good versus evil in a faraway English land. Starring Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies (where has HE been?), Matthew Lillard and Ray Liotta. Apparently, all weren't doing anything for lunch that day... Opens January 11, 2008
"Teeth" - Dawn is a high school girl who has a sexual health problem: vagina dentate; or rather, teeth in the "holiest of holies." She uses it for physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence. And I thought the "Schwartz" ring was bad enough... Opens January 11, 2008
"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Veggie Tales Movie" - The name says it all. Opens January 11, 2008
"Cloverfield" - From producer J.J. Abrams comes a birthday party for a guy named Rob in NYC. Trouble is, New York. is being attacked by something emitting a weird sound and shooting balls of flame. It got MY attention... Opens January 18, 2008 "Mad Money" - Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah and Katie Holmes take money about to be shredded and go on their own sprees. An indicting comedy. Opens January 18, 2008
"How She Move" - A girl who has lost everything returns to her old neighborhood and finds acceptance in breakdancing. What is it with this stuff? Opens January 25, 2008
"Untraceable" - Diane Lane is an FBI computer investigator who comes across a murderer who broadcasts his killing on the Web. Maybe those chain e-mails ARE real... Opens January 25, 2008
"Meet the Spartans" - From the two guys who gave you, "Date Movie," and "Epic Movie," and the one guy who brought you, "Not Another Teen Movie," comes this spoof of "300," "You Got Served," and pop culture en masse. Starring Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader, and Carmen Electra. Enough said. Opens January 28, 2008
"Rambo" – Oh, so many, many years ago Sly said, "They drew first blood…" Now, we find the titular hero living in northern Thailand, where he's requested to take a group of missionaries into Burma to deliver medical supplies. They get captured, and he gets to reload. How James Brolin is in this is anybody's guess. Opens January 25, 2008.
"The Air I Breathe" – Sarah Michelle Gellar, Brendan Fraser, Kevin Bacon, Forest Whitaker, and Andy Garcia in a movie that's based on the four emotional cornerstones of life: happiness, pleasure, sorrow, and love. Ancient Chinese proverb, huh? Opens January 25, 2008.
And Views:
- So, I'm being lazy. I've been doing research on a novel, getting my screenplay kicked in its extremities, and I had a birthday that lasted 3 days. So sue me.
- The proposed Justice League movie is dying… oh well.
- Liev Schrieber is in talks to play "Sabretooth" in the upcoming "Wolverine" movie.
- Jason Statham is in a movie about bank robbers who steal from deposit boxes owned by the royal family. What they find in the boxes involves murder, corruption, and sex scandals. More on this as I get the info…
- Salma Hayek is in a new movie where she plays a Bearded Lady.
- John Singleton is directed the new A-Team movie. Contenders for parts include Ice Cube as B.A. Baracus and Woody Harrelson as H.M. Murdock.
- The DVD Wars are almost over and the winner is… Blu-Ray. Sorry HD-DVD.
See ya at the movies!
-Chas
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P.S. Three days? That must have been SOME birthday party!