“Talk To Me” – Inspired by a true story (uh-oh) Don Cheadle plays an ex-con who becomes a radio personality in Washington, D.C. In the words of Woody Allen, “Don’t you wish real life was like this?” Opens July 13, 2007.
“Martian Child” – John Cusack adopts a kid that thinks he’s from Mars. I remember other kids saying the same thing about me. Opens October 26, 2007.
“Daddy Day Camp” – Cuba Gooding, Jr. takes over where Eddie Murphy has left off. I didn’t even have to watch the trailer for this one. Opens August 8, 2007.
“The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters” – THE Donkey Kong Champ Billy Mitchell is called out by another player, Steve Wiebe. Two men enter, one man leaves. Opens August 17, 2007.
“American Gangster” – Denzel Washington is Frank Lucas, THE black gangster of 1970’s Harlem. His pursuer: Russell Crowe. The movie audience: reminded of “Malcolm X”. Opens November 2, 2007.
“Across the Universe” – The 60’s… a time of peace and revolt, and Beatles songs. This is a romantic “coming of age” tale I which I’m hoping Yoko Ono will break the whole thing up. Coming soon.
“Rogue” – Vacationers defend themselves against a giant crocodile, making it look as easy as every other “Anaconda” wannabe. Note: No Anna Paquin. Coming Soon.
“30 Days of Night” – Josh Hartnett lives in the Arctic Circle and has to defend the town from creatures who prey during the 30 days when there is no daylight. Maybe they’re taking revenge from having paid to see, “Hollywood Homicide.” Coming Soon.
“3:10 to Yuma”- Based on an Elmore Leonard Western short story. Russell Crowe is a convict being transported to Yuma by rancher Christian Bale however, Crowe’s cronies want to intercept. Maybe they can go on standby. Coming Soon.
“There Will Be Blood” – Daniel Day Lewis is a man who’s found black gold, Texas tea. Mr. Dreysdale refuses to let him move next to him. Coming Soon.
“No Country For Old Men” – A man who decides your fate on the flip of a coin. A bag full of money. Dead guys from a drug deal gone bad. Yep, the Coen brothers are back to form. Stars Tommy Lee Jones, and the Brolins (Josh and James). Coming Soon.
“Wall-E” – Pixar’s latest about a robot. I’m just calling it as I see it, folks. Coming Summer 2008.


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