Birds Do It...Bees Do It...We All Do It
November 17, 2008 06:14 PM EST
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It's just part a part of nature. I'm not talking about making whoopie, though if it happens then, it sure would break the mood. (Like that this hasn't happened a few times in the past by some already.) I've been talking about this topic all day...farts. Some people laugh hysterically when it happens...to themselves or others. Farts are funny! Others, turn their head and pretend it never happened, especially when they're the offending party. Still more blame it on that poor pet. You don't have to lay the blame on Fluffy or Fido. They can muster up a monster of a smelly one all on their own. If we think ours are enough to gag a maggot at times, try standing behind an animal when one slips out of their raunchy butt. Oh my, are you sure something didn't crawl up their and die? The funny thing about animals is they don't act the same as their human counterparts do. They don't cough to try and cover up the sounds coming from their bottoms . The don't go running off for air freshener to get rid of the gassy smell. As a matter of fact, they kind of like the odor and don't find it to be offensive at all. They don't even care if your have company. They'll stroll right past and rip one in mid-stride...and keep moving along. How many times has the preacher been over and almost passed out after poochie pooted...or the choir director almost choked from the cat's blast of eau de caa caa? Face it, folks, if you've got a butt; you've got some gas waiting to sneak out...and usually when you least expect it. Take a lesson from nature, we may think ours don't smell, but the stink is mind. Visit a cow barn and inhale the methane they leave behind. Get a good wiff the next time your around a four legged creature. There's nothing worse than an animal kingdom kaboom. 
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Comments: 31
Even educated fleas do it....."
You have smelled nothing until you smell the wonderful combination of a goat's gas and a burp at the same time. That could clear a whole block, not just the house!
There's just no way to say "would you NOT spray the air freshener"! without long, involved, embarassing explanations that will quickly make the rounds of the gossip mill. So I just don't do my business until I'm alone.
hahahahaaaaaaaaa.........
I'm asking to think of your country, not global warming, and start fart training today.
i would rather you did.