Urinating

I've decided to take Sandy's advice and write about a function that we do every day in our lives. 

Here goes:

Urinating

Urinating is life

Every where I go, it's normal

Restaurants welcome me in their lavatory

My home wash room invites me

More importantly, I can drop trou outside with pants around my ankles

Even men can write their name in the snow.

When drinking alcohol, the speed can be changed

And even the smell depending on what you've ingested

I often pee a lot more frequently too

But beware when someone asks you to spare a square!

If you give them too much they'll think you're a loony

Urinating is a very welcomed function

Except when I'm Gathering

It seems to come on strong

And interrupt my thoughts

So when I come back

My feelings are gone

But I start all over again.

I love peeing like I love a traffic jam during Black Friday

I love having to pee especially when in that traffic jam on Black Friday

But I'd rather carry my weight in coal, than carry a catheter on my arm.