This is my take on the Police's King Of Pain
There's a little red flag on my posts today
It's the same old crap as yesterday
There's a drive by rater and he won't stop
and somewhere a copywrite violation cop
I have sat here today bowed in shame
Ideas turning circles round and round my brain
I guess I'd hoped this post would bring me fame
But it's my destiny be the Queen of Plain
There's a little red flag on my posts today
(That's my soul up there)
it's the same old crap as yesterday
(that's my soul up there)
there's a drive by rater and he won't stop
(that's my soul up there)
and another Gather war that must be fought
(that's my soul up there)
I have stared at the screen and it's all the same
My ideas come out but they just sound lame
I guess I thought this post pave the way
But it's my destiny to be the Queen of Plain
There's a newbie posting that they might leave
(That's my soul up there)
There's some guy who keeps stalking me
(that's my soul up there)
Someone drive by rated my best friend's kids
(that's my soul up there)
I know my posts are as boring as his
(but that's my soul up there)
I have sat here posting over and over again
the ideas running circles around and round my brain
but getting them on the screen is as endless pain
guess it's my destiny to be the Queen of Plain
---- ok you get the idea - --- Join the Gather lyric talent search.


Comments: 19
And no one has even been amazed by it... Could it be that it only uses five words?
Aretha Franklin's Freeway of Love was "Two Track of Hate" for example. And I have done this with a few songs here on gather. "You're so Vain" and "Oh, Mandy" were modified for a particular gatherite, no names please.
... I'm not stalking you!
I'm just checking back for Legos and new bunny pics!!!