TRY THESE:
(1) A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves.
(2) It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?(3) Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?
(4) A woman was born in 1960. She is alive and well today, but is only 25 years old. How is this possible?
Your answers? Let's see who gets them!
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Hope your Thursday is just great, everyone!
I'll have to come up with a new one.