Actually, I'm probably not even paying attention. Which is better than actually paying alimony. If you are wondering what the hell this idiot is talking about, this time, see this article. I have proposed, for the six zillionth time in my life, and I'm being kept dangling by a woman that is obviously toying with my affections, or the lack of any at all.
I am sooo heartsick that I just can't express it in the written word. Either that, or that chili I had for lunch is backing up on me. Please feel free to make shallow, insincere comments, digg this, submit it to any search engine you like, or just post inane sparkly graphics. Unlike some others, I'm not upset by your wishes to sincerely brighten my day with a picture of a horsey. I remain, the forlorn puppy of love, being beaten by the cold hearted Cruella of affections. Don't let that white dress fool you... oh, and "accordian", for Em Jays group (well it has to be on topic, you know).*
*Footnote - No actual engaged people were harmed in the production of this article. They can do that to each other, they don't need me.
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You had me up until cold hearted Cruella of affections. Now, I'm not so sure. I'll have to get back to ya.
Cruella
Well, since I expect an answer, immediately upon my death, I don't see a problem with that, but Jim may have other issues.
I am shocked, simply shocked that a dear sweet girl such as yourself can find herself unengaged in this day and age. By the way, what day is it?....I have a doctors appointment on Friday....
Buddy
If ever you wish not to engage
Say so in a short Gather Page
Spurn all your friends
And then make amends
With glitter: it's sure to enrage!
Sarah - Not Engaged on 7 Continents (and the District of Columbia)
You are truly an equal opportunity Cruella. One has to admire that in a woman.
I suspect you of being engaged on the international space station.
Shhhhh! I don't want to have to send glitter to every other man on Gather!
Yay, Ron! You remembered your appointment...........in time to actually make it there on time. I'm sure the doc appreciates it.
I've heard this before. But not as often as I've been called the black widow. Don't listen to them.
Never mind, seeing as you're courting Sarah now there's still a chance I'll get an envelope in the mail.
At this rate, you'll probably know before I do, anyway.