by Miz Lynn aka/BooBoo
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February 9, 2006

LIMP MUSTARD - 100 WORD STORIES WEEK 14 - CHALLENGE

May 12, 2008 01:47 PM EDT
views: 119 | comments: 44

"Now what I want is, Facts." said Detective Holmes.

Flustered and a bit disheveled, Miss Scarlett answered, "Wasn't me Sherlock, I was in the bedroom with Colonel Mustard and we were errrrrrrr, well you know?"

"The others have all been eliminated except for you and the Colonel, so it had to be one of you with the candlestick in the kitchen!"

"Well, it wasn't me, I was all tied up!" she blushed, "It was Colonel Mustard."

"Whaaaaaat, that old codger? Wasn't he supposed to be with you?"

"Yes, but only for a short time."

"Huh?"

"Errr, he forgot the Viagra."

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Written for 100 Word Stories, in which the beginning line is, "Now what I want is, Facts."
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Comments: 44

Marianne M. May 12, 2008, 1:56pm EDT
LOL ... oh WOW, Lynn ... this is fantastic!!! So funny and clever! Great job!
Kristina B. May 12, 2008, 2:04pm EDT
Ah Ha! Done in by a little blue pill!! Comedy Lynn...
Kay M. May 12, 2008, 2:47pm EDT
LOL! Clever one Lynn
Miz Lynn aka/BooBoo May 12, 2008, 2:54pm EDT
Thanks y'all.....ooooooo I had fun with this one!!
Bhawana 'Gather Proud Mom' May 12, 2008, 3:58pm EDT
Fabulous and amazing...You handled this very cleverly..

Excellent
Nancy 67 May 12, 2008, 5:33pm EDT
Oh, you are a FUNNY lady, Miz BooBoo!!! This was good! ;-D ;-D

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Marge H. May 12, 2008, 6:54pm EDT
Very funny! I love it.
Suze P. May 12, 2008, 11:58pm EDT
that was great..! very clever..great twist LOL
Pat M. May 13, 2008, 6:37am EDT
I'll betcha Col. Mustard denies the whole thing...
Loved it Lynn.
Carol Lloyd May 13, 2008, 7:29am EDT
thanks for the laugh.
Lawrence U. May 14, 2008, 2:14am EDT
:)))))))))))) An interesting piece! Thank you for the fun.:))))))))))))))))))))))
penni d. May 14, 2008, 11:45am EDT
now, This one made me fall outta the chair with the last line.....Lol,lol.. :)
Parul S. May 14, 2008, 1:08pm EDT
oh goodness me...my my...what a drabble this was....rolling with laughter, getting up and then tumbling back again...
Mariana T. May 14, 2008, 10:16pm EDT
Lynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn omg that was funny!!!!!!

Boo - you changed your icon and your old name is back - ok well you'll always be boo anyway - cause we always call folks boo or bay or babe or cher (cha) in Luziana. Salud.
Alison Pearce May 15, 2008, 12:00am EDT
Fantastic drabble Lynn!
Stephanie B. May 15, 2008, 12:45am EDT
I like the twist-what-you-know stories.
lynn a. May 15, 2008, 9:38am EDT
Ha ! What a funny drabble. Good job.
Scott Newton May 15, 2008, 11:25am EDT
Ahhh, so THATS why shes called Miss Scarlet! I hope to be an old coger when I grow up! Great drabble!
Donna Hammett-Tooker May 15, 2008, 1:32pm EDT
See, this is why Viagra has screwed with a lot of life situations - old guys used to be safe - now they are cads and, here, murderers. So sad! lol
Bhawana 'Gather Proud Mom' May 15, 2008, 1:38pm EDT
revisited and enjoyed this drabble...
Ruthe M. May 15, 2008, 4:48pm EDT
LOL! This was funny! I loved your title: "Limp Mustard"! What a hoot!
Becky Powell May 15, 2008, 5:31pm EDT
Oh my God, this is so funny. The title alone really got my intention, but I would never have guessed where you were going with it. Excellent!
elizabeth e. May 15, 2008, 6:25pm EDT
I'm still laughing!
OH this is GREAT!!
Doyle ( IS SOOO 7 for 7 soon... ) C. May 16, 2008, 9:43am EDT
Ahhhh . . . Col. Mustard takes his frustrations out. Nicely done!

Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~
Christine P. May 16, 2008, 10:09am EDT
You are so funny! I love to read your funny articles so much. You always add a little twist in there somewhere. LY.
Tracey W. May 16, 2008, 6:08pm EDT
Naughty, naughty - good for you! Good drabble.
rofl

I remember this game. Too funny!
Jan S. May 16, 2008, 9:11pm EDT
Well he asked for the facts and he got 'em! Good one, Miz Lynn!
Lyn Owen May 16, 2008, 9:36pm EDT
good one
Charli Mills May 16, 2008, 10:05pm EDT
Very funny!! A modern take on Clue!
Wanda H. May 17, 2008, 3:50am EDT
Great take on this prompt and what a great title! Funny and a clever twist. What more can anyone ask? terrific
necee t. May 17, 2008, 2:16pm EDT
ooh boo boo... i loved this... you are good with these stories... fun stuff...

thanks for your nice comments too...

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William Dotani May 19, 2008, 1:12am EDT
LMBO. That is so rich. Thanks for the chuckle.
Kimber L. May 19, 2008, 12:01pm EDT
That is a great one! LOL LOVE it!
amanda wallin May 21, 2008, 11:40am EDT
I see you haven't lost your sense of humor Lynn. Clue was my favorite game as a child though I never conceived of it like that!
Sheila Deeth May 22, 2008, 12:21am EDT
Oh, that was an excellent drabble. Loved it.
Toni V. May 25, 2008, 10:41pm EDT
LOL. That's great!
Lori Cee May 26, 2008, 4:26pm EDT
lol! good stuff, lynn!
Yes, Mam! This was quite well done.

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