This "recipe" is posted in relation to a request for General Tso's Chicken recipes in Sandy Knauer's Article.
Kiddies, don't try this one at home.
First, take one chicken, preferably live, or by the time you are done, it will be smelling pretty much like something Buddy would eat out in the yard, or roll in. Take the chicken, travel by your favourite mode of transportation to China, or if that won't work for you, Taiwan. If you can find a General Tso, then give him the chicken, If not, find a Colonel, Captain, or other rank Tso, and wait for him to get promoted. Once you have your General Tso, and have given him the chicken, steal it back, bring it back to the good old USA and kill it and eat it, however you like your chicken fixed best. It should then qualify as General Tso's Chicken, and the best chicken you ever ate, since it is your favorite. Ta Dah! or should that be Ta Duh? Some of you may think this makes no sense. I understand why you might, because fifteen thousand General Tso's Chicken articles should have already been enough, but when you read Sandy's article, you'll know why I thought they just wouldn't suffice. Of course, I imagine it won't make much sense, in the end, to Sandy, either. Buddy liked it, though.
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My recipe is to pick up the phone and call your local Chinese take out to deliver it.
We run a pretty exclusive restaurant, so it figures it would be a bit pricey, don't you think? Actually, it's just Buddy and me, we can't seem to generate a following. Go figure.
Do you know how often I was picked on (still am!) when you read "pull tab" or "lift tab to open," it was my dad's favorite little game. I guess I will stick with that and forget about the steaks and chicken. I have a soda named for me too (or used to!)
The one calorie drink name fit me too. I was always a skinny minny.