*Men and Women*
*~Some Interesting Facts~*
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
No sense two people remembering the same thing
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Comments: 6
My favorite but they're all pretty good! Salud.
is walker suggesting something in these words? yeah I think walker wants an arguement, I haven't had a good laugh in about a week, oh yeah that was the last time walker was in trouble....LOL
I luv you guys!!
Steph!
You're instigating...
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You're instigating...