by Amy just hangin' out M.

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Jokes From My 7 Year Old Daughter

January 29, 2007 11:34 AM EST

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My daughter told me these jokes and asked me to put them on Gather. Remember, she's 7.

1.) What's the best way to get in touch with a fish?

Drop it a line !!!

2.) What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?

A "cold bite."

3.) What did the hat say to the scarf?

Thanks for "hanging" around.

Tags: nonsense, entertaining, humor, joke, kids, fun, silly, jokes, comment, children, this and that, funny

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Comments: 8

Kathy D. Jan 29, 2007, 11:43am EST

Do you mind of my 8 year old nephew uses these in his comedy act for our church talent show?

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Tab B. Jan 29, 2007, 11:59am EST

I think "Frost Bite" would work better for the shark and snowman joke. These are cute. She has done well! A 10 for her!

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Amy just hangin' out M. Jan 29, 2007, 12:07pm EST

Kathy, not a problem. I'm sure she heard them from someone else anyway.

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Teresa V. Jan 29, 2007, 12:13pm EST

Amy these are cute. Thanks for bring a grin to my face this morning.

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Jennifer P. Jan 29, 2007, 6:50pm EST

Very Cute! My 7 year old loves jokes as well. In her school, the principal reads the joke of the day over the loudspeaker every morning.

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ravi bedi Jan 29, 2007, 10:04pm EST

Cute.

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Sandra L. Jan 29, 2007, 11:02pm EST

Very cute and sweet. Thanks for sharing.

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Jenny D. Jan 31, 2007, 8:29pm EST

cute!

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