I am sick of this metro-sexual crap. Theese guys who get themselves all prettied up for women are destroying the status quo for their own selfish benifit.
If all men got tegether, what a wonderful world it would be.
Noone shave.
Don't Iron your cloths
Only go to the gym to play or build really big muscles to kick but.
Screw cologn. It stinks.
Do shower (otherwise you may get rashes....don't ask)
Never put crap in your hair.
Where what you want (exceptions for certain jobs. It's the only allowable excuse.)
Scratch and itch where ever the hell you want when ever the hell you want.
Don't go to church, the opera, or musicals (unless they are really, really good)
Throw out any potpuri you come in contact with.
Only grow plants you can eat.
I would say don't eat quiche or sushi, but they taste really good. I am still pissed at the years I missed that I could have been eating it.
If a woman has nice boobs, complement her on them. She has to work ver hard carying them around all day. She is doing it for you. If she did not want you to look at them she would have them removed.
Don't let them turn the heat up. They can put on more clothes if they want. Unless they want you to take yours off.........
If all men stick together on this it will effectively lower the bar for all of us. Women will have no choice but to give in if they want a mate. If they don't give in, I know some some russian, asain, or southamerican women who will.
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HEH???? How little do you know about a REAL Russian woman! :-( Not to mention the fact that I always disliked this stupid "machism" - in every form - a man should have WIT and HEART in the first place to make me even look at him, not to mention everything else. And if you ever tried to complement my - e-r-r-r - hmm - all that you get in the result would be a good slap. A VERY good slap. :-)
From Moscow, Russia -
Sveta
That means: Hairy legs and armpits, no hair-dye, no make-up, no anti-cellulite creams, etc.
sorry civilized over here and not into apes
Daniel, I warned you that you'd get your @$$ kicked by a REAL Russian woman.... and Svetlana is the perfect woman for the job!! Never EVER get a Russian woman annoyed with you!!! She said it all about wit and intellegence, and a guy getting slapped if he tries anything out of line.
Few people know what it really means =
macho is the Spanish word for a male mule --- a strong, stupid, stubborn, and sterile animal which is incapable of sexual reproduction
thus, anybody who calls himself a macho man is literally making an ass of himself - though he is not half as stupid as the women who admire him
OK ladies let me have it---but if you don't have a dress hanging in your closet or wear it out in public with your man to make him feel like a man.
S.
And Doc, about Russian women. Keep in mind that YOU are not the typical macho idiot. You know how to respect a woman.
I know I have never been married to a Russian woman nor have I ever BEEN a Russian woman, but it doesn't take that kind of experience for me to see that there are Russian women out there who are not afraid to call it exactly as they see it. Take a look at Sveta! I admire her immensely because when something gets on her nerves, instead of taking it out on the whole entire world, she says what's on her mind!! She's not afraid to tell a person exactly what she thinks, and can be mature about it too. Non of this "f--- off, you're full of cr@p" talk from her, she can articulate her point intellegently!!
I do agree that a man should act and do what ever he wants to when he is with other men---nothing to macho about that, just guys acting stupid and trying to impress each other. Now when a man is with his woman he should dress and act in such a manner that would make her proud of him---as my wife has alway told me, how I look is how other see how well she takes car of me and how I treat her in public is how I show respect to her. Macho and woman mix like an open flame to gas, just don't mix the two.
*snort*
Of course if you are appealing to straight men, we are not the ones creating the standards of what is attractive. It would be different if women were not attracted to gay men, then straight men wouldn't have to pretty up to compete. "Don't hate the playuh, hate the game" as they say!
Nonsense. As it happened, it makes no problem for me to wash my dishes - but it makes no problem for me as well to replace a hard disk in my PC I'm working right now with. :-) And if such a woman encounters a problem she can't resolve on her own, she would rather prefer to call an expert and pay him for his job instead of humiliating herself by asking her so-called "husband" and often having insults as a result. As for your description of Russian women, not only it is not flattering, but I do find it dowright derogative - not to mention the fact that it is simply wrong. :-)
S.
If men can act as they please when they are in the company of other men, would you say the same for women? What if your wife and her friends decided to go to a strip joint? How would you feel? And if you don't like that idea, would it stop you from going to one yourself?
My Sweetheart teases me all the time when I joke around about hot guys, and he jokes around about hot women, but we trust eachother enough not to worry about what the other is doing when we are not together.
Go to my Gather namespace and read my article about "up shit creek without a paddle." The only reason why I called my landlord when my toilet overflowed was because Vic owned a Shop-Vac and was able to suck al lthe crap out. Had I owned one myself, I wouldn't have needed to call him!!! I would have done it all. When the toilet overflows, I just deal with it!!
Just tonight I was talking to my Sweetheart on the phone about certain North American standards, men, women, etc. Your name came up a few times, as a woman whom we both RESPECT. You have managed to work miracles under very tense circumstances, and smile through it all, not because you HAVE to, not through gritted teeth, but because YOU FEEL LIKE SMILING!!! No wonder your name means light!!!
If I am ever asked to name a female child, I will name her Svetlana, after you!!!
Everything I said after the above was not directed at you and I don't know how you could read that. From what you said it is apparent you do have a ruff life there and I commend you for being strong.
Leah---never been to a strip joint, neither has my wife and how you could pick that out of what I said is beyond me. I guess I should spell it out so you can't read what you want to read in what I write. When guys get together to work on cars, fish, hunt, bowl, play ball, at work, camping, and target practicing (I could go on but hope you get my drift)----the point I was making, guy don't care what the other guy is wearing, whether it is pressed or not, shaved or not, or any of the other things the author stated above. By the way Leah, did you buy yourself a Shop Vac yet so Vic doesn't have to do it for you?