Snowbirds

Snowbirds in FL,

Please, I don't mind the fact that you'll come down here and double the amount of traffic, fine I'm ok with that, you do boost the economy and provide a good amount of $ for all whom live down here, (and quadruple the cost of housing) but could I ask you a few favors.

Please, please, pretty-pretty please, just go the speed limit, I don't go up to where you live and drive 10 under during rush hour.

Make a left from the center lane, that's what they are there for, don't stop in traffic in front of me and make a left when there is perfectly fine center lane that is designed for just that.

Don't cut me off only to slam on the brakes, if you must cut me off, then do it, but why must you slam on the brakes?

Signal before you turn, not during or after.

Read maps before driving not during, oh and call for directions before driving.

Just so you snowbirds know, even if you vaguely believe in reaping what you sow. The frustration caused from driving behind you in traffic eventually spills out on the poor driver's family, coworkers, or anybody unlucky enough, who just so happens to be around.