by Tee B.
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December 17, 2008

Joke for today...

March 01, 2009 10:38 PM EST (Updated: March 04, 2009 06:47 PM EST)
views: 93 | comments: 28

I found this online and I thought it was reflective of a typical male.

God was talking to Adam one day when Adam begins to lament.

"God I'm lonely, I need a companion?"

God replies, "Adam, I have the perfect person for you, she's beautiful, she's generous, and she'll be yours forever"

"Adam, excited about the news begins to thank God over and over. Sounds great, but then stops and asks God, "Wait a minute, how much is she going to cost me?"

"An arm and a leg," God replied jokingly.

"That's pretty steep" said Adam, "What can I get for a rib?"


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Comments: 28

Elizabeth B. Mar 1, 2009, 11:33pm EST
LOL :>}
Renee (Pres of Baby James Foundation) ~. Mar 1, 2009, 11:46pm EST
lol
Claudia (kitty-cat) K. Mar 2, 2009, 1:32am EST
Oh, well.........
Jennifer O. Mar 2, 2009, 1:35am EST
LOL(From I won the Lottery!)
Vikki M. Mar 2, 2009, 1:40am EST
hehe. Cute joke.
Steph-in-NE ..... Mar 2, 2009, 2:33am EST
he he that was funny
Ellie J. Mar 2, 2009, 6:00am EST
cute one
Sandy C. Mar 2, 2009, 10:59am EST
That was cute.
Nancy Biri Mar 2, 2009, 11:58am EST
cute
Diana B. Mar 2, 2009, 3:22pm EST
Heard that one before, but it is still funny every time I hear it.
Carol V. Mar 2, 2009, 8:26pm EST
LOL - too funny!!
Dana W. Mar 2, 2009, 10:24pm EST
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regina k. Mar 4, 2009, 5:15pm EST
good one
Melanie B. Mar 9, 2009, 2:38pm EDT
lol
Thank you for sharing.
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.* Sandi * Mar 15, 2009, 4:28pm EDT
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Starting the April List a bit early while I have time!
cute ;)
kimberly g. Apr 4, 2009, 8:05am EDT
Lol
Dorothy H. Apr 4, 2009, 10:33am EDT
POINTS NATION for April 4th!!!!
Charity M. Apr 4, 2009, 11:40am EDT
((( 10 ))) POINTS NATION
Kelly K ~ ready for the New Year ~ Apr 4, 2009, 12:35pm EDT
lol. good one

~PN~
juley g. Apr 4, 2009, 9:33pm EDT
LOL!

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Nora C. Apr 5, 2009, 9:07pm EDT
still funny.
Marsha S. Apr 6, 2009, 10:35am EDT
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Elizabeth S. Apr 6, 2009, 3:52pm EDT
here from Points Nation
Tara C. May 4, 2009, 10:46pm EDT
funny, heard it before

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