With the warmer weather coming, I'm sure some of you may be looking for a nice, pretty and cheap boat. Well, if you are, you're at the right place. For just a few dollars you can begin your lazy hazy summer days on the lake, river or ocean in one of these beauties. (What fun is the summer without a shiny new boat??) No need to rush, take your time and look around our lot, I'm sure you will find one that is suitable to begin your fun in the sun!!!
This is one of our finest boats....beautiful color and would seat approximately four individuals very comfy!!!
Another nice boat!!! Personally, this is my favorite boat...it comes with a 'built-in' shade tree! Will seat 2 comfortable with the shade tree or seat 3 without the shade tree...(no extra cost for this lovely shade tree!!)
Now for the 'sporty' person, here is a nice speed boat!! Just think, all your family and friends will be so envious of you in this red hi-power speed boat!!!!! (If you look closely, it comes with a little 'built-in' shade tree.....not enough shade yet but give it time, -- it will be as tall as a Georgia Pine!!!!!!)
Now with this boat, if you get tired of 'boating' just flip it over.....would make a great place to spread a picnic, sunbathe or take a nap!! (CAUTION!!! Only flip boat over when out of water....flipping over in water may cause severe damage to this vessel).
Remember, this is a limited time offer (probably once in a lifetime)!! Due to the fine craftsmanship of these luxury liners they will not be on dry land for very long. (SALE PRICES ARE NEGOTIABLE ~~~ SORRY, NO CHECKS OR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED.....CASH ONLY AND DUE AT TIME OF PURCHASE)! "First customers come with cash these boats will sail away in a dash"!!
If you have any questions please ask my "sales associate", she will be happy to assist you........
.....as quickly as she gets the splinter out of her foot!!!
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Comments: 38
and nice use of the loo!
She would die if she saw the picture of her (that's my sister in the last picture)........................LOL
Ellie = I think they were left there by slobs....just out in the country off to the side of the road!!!
Jax = That was what I thought too....how cool for an emergency bathroom!! LOL
Trish = Now that is an idea...."blackmail"!!!! Thanks too, I never thought of that!!!!
I love your sense of humor.. Now if you could put that potty in one of those boats no matter what condiition you would be a millioniare. LOL
We were "gifted" a boat similar to the first one, a few years back. It came to be called The Boat of Doom.
V = Thanks for the feature....I really appreciate that!!!!! :O)
Marianne M = Yes I do. This type of stuff drives my crazy....these boats were on a pretty corner lot along side the highway. If I were the owner of the property, I would not want this right by the road, --- I would clean it up and 'display' my boats elsewhere!!! LOL
Great pictures also.
Have a great gather day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for posting to sparealine.gather.com
too funny
(and those sorry sad boats) !!!
Someone even uses a toilet as a planter.