STOP! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! PLUS I NEED A FAVOR

STOP! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! PLUS I NEED A FAVOR

       Redneck Roadcrew

          I thought that was so funny I just had to share. And I'm a redneck.

          Now that I have your attention, I will ask for that favor. I do want you to know that it makes me uncomfortable to do this but I am desperate. So come on, help a girl out, want ya?

          This is the deal. I'm an addict. Have been all my life. You name it and I can get addicted to it.           So what's the newest addiction you ask? Monopoly at McDonalds. Yes, I have it bad. For at least the past eight days, I have been going in the morning and buying 10 hasbrowns. This is the cheapest way to get the most stickers. Unfortunately, now my cash supply is starting to run low.

          I know, I know, I've lost my marbles. But we already knew that. I'm not just playing the paper board game. I've gave up on that one a long time ago. But I have become engrossed with the online game where you get to roll the dice at least 10 times each day. Right now I have two boards going. I can just taste victory it seems so close, but I'm running out of stickers.

          So I come to you, my gather friends and say, "Yes, I probably still will not win squat!" I ask of you only this. (A) If you are only playing the paperboard game and already have the sticker and about to throw it away or (B) Go to McDonalds and throw the stickers away because you have no interest in the game, please don't. At the bottom of each sticker is a different 10-digit code. If you would send me a message with those codes, I would be more than appreciative. This is a lot of trouble, I know, so if you don't want to that is all right. I understand how hectic life can be.

          I thought the other day I could get lucky. There just had to be so, so many codes that surely I could just type in random number and letter combinations and hit one. First, I looked over all my stickers and tried to "break the code" because I'm so damn intelligent. Yeah, right! I must have spent close to four hours. I'm not joking folks, typing numbers and letters and never once came up with a hit. I was at the point of typing in "fuckyou123", "kissmyass1", and "shitfire12", just for the hell of it because I was so frustrated. See what this game is doing to me. I even wrote them a nasty email. They wrote me back, too. Like pronto, except they were polite. BASTARDS.

          Ok, I feel better now. Thanks for letting me rant. Damn I feel like a Big Mac for lunch. Have a good day!