by Emily Price
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November 23, 2005

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October 20, 2006 06:58 AM EDT
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For those of you who missed it before , the way this works is everyone writes ONE sentence of the story. You can write as many sentences as you want but they have to be seperated by a sentence written by someone else.

I do this every Friday, so you can check back at past weeks and add to those as well, the stories never end and some of the older ones have gotten pretty wild:

This week's first sentence:

My father always said there was no better food than fried chicken.

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Comments: 21

Cassandra M. Oct 20, 2006, 7:30am EDT
And sometimes he would wrap them both up in a tortilla.
~*Jackie Ferrari*~ Oct 20, 2006, 7:39am EDT
However, there was the one infamous day that her forgot to take the bone out of the chicken leg before taking a huge bite.
ravi bedi Oct 20, 2006, 7:49am EDT
In the process he broke his tooth.
~*Jackie Ferrari*~ Oct 20, 2006, 8:07am EDT
His dentist was closed for the day and in dispair, he eyed a pair of shiny Craftsman pliers.
Lori Cee Oct 20, 2006, 9:19am EDT
but first he would toss a shot of old grand dad to calm his nerves.
Ruth MacGill Oct 20, 2006, 9:35am EDT
But suddenly he fhought better of it and ran out the door over to his neighbor's house.
Mugg Muggles, "The Man With the Jive" Oct 20, 2006, 11:52am EDT
Fortunately, it was NOT Oolong, Camomile, Peppermint or any other caffeinated type, but was made from KGB (Killer Green Bud) that his friend Abernathy Swillington had an overabundance of in his hydroponicly equipped sub cellar.
Miz Lynn aka/BooBoo Oct 20, 2006, 12:34pm EDT
and the Sheriff approaching with a warrant in hand.
Anne B. Grote Oct 20, 2006, 1:00pm EDT
My father and Abe knew they couldn't answer the door so they bolted out the back, with rifles and their backpacks, tearing over the mountains liked two chased wild dogs.
Virginia M. Oct 20, 2006, 1:01pm EDT
Someone had made a call and reported my dad for practicing denistry without a diploma..
Susan *. Oct 20, 2006, 4:18pm EDT
It was his ex-wife, the current wife of the sherriff of Jones county!
☃ Aunt Shanny Oct 20, 2006, 4:20pm EDT
Long Tall Sally was what they called her, (but never to her face, her name wasn't Sally).
Donald Lowry Oct 20, 2006, 4:49pm EDT
To her face, my Dad always called her, my step-mother, Big Bertha, thus her being his EX-wife.
Visionaerie B. Oct 20, 2006, 8:08pm EDT
Sally zoomed off in her Mustang to meet up in a secret rendezvous with the wayward "bud-shiners," but her terrestrial flight was suddenly interrupted by a macabre presence on the road ahead -- Sasquatch! Seems he'd also developed a taste for chicken -- and passing people...
Mugg Muggles, "The Man With the Jive" Oct 22, 2006, 2:32am EDT
Fortunately he also had a taste for spicey green herb and once they had shared a joint, Sass (as he preferred to be called by friends) became quite friendly and offered Sally a raw drumstick. . .
Ruth MacGill Oct 22, 2006, 8:59am EDT
which she accepted. took a bite and broke a tooth.
Patrick Mackeown Oct 22, 2006, 9:37am EDT
But, as it happens, Sass had both an affinity for practising dentistry,
and a valid diploma, and, accordingly, he explained to Sally, that if
she relaxed and lay on her back, with her eyes closed, what he was
intending to do to her wouldn't hurt.
Ruth MacGill Oct 26, 2006, 1:34am EDT
As Long Tall Sally, aka Big Bertha, eyed Sass with trepidation and alarm, not knowing for sure he was an accredited dentist, and not sure if dentistry was really foremost on his mind, her ex-husband and his friend Abe, stepped from the bushes. "Sally". he exclaimed. "I overheard this ape man's generous offer of free dentistry". "You try it, and if it turns out well he can fix my tooth, too."

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