by gregory w.
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March 7, 2007

Does Florida Have an Aligator Problem?

October 04, 2007 08:39 PM EDT
views: 35 | rating: 8.4/10 (11 votes) | comments: 17

Florida does not have an aligator problem. It is simply a case of population control. Just as people hunt animals to control populations, aligators are doing the same. When was the last time that you went to Disney? The lines there are terrible. Less people equals less time in line and more fun. Have you ever wanted to by a house in Florida? It is getting very crowded especialy with old people. The aligators simply help by eliminating them so that housing can open up for others. Lets say thank you to our gator friends.

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Comments: 17

Pam L. Oct 4, 2007, 8:46pm EDT
Yeah, they are called the Florida Gators!!!! ;-)
Mary M. Oct 4, 2007, 8:47pm EDT
Good grief.
Chris W. Oct 4, 2007, 9:25pm EDT
Florida does not have a gator problem it has a too many humans problem. The gators were there first.
Elizabeth E. Oct 4, 2007, 9:53pm EDT
I am going to have to agree with Chris W.....the gators were there first!
penni d. Oct 4, 2007, 10:29pm EDT
i'm old, gators are a welcome neighbor........are you trying to KILL me by feedin' me to the GATORS????? HELPbr> gregory, a word of advice.....do not LET me see you in FLORIDA!!!
Jae F. Oct 5, 2007, 3:08am EDT
In Corpus, wish there'd been snow bird eaters in the winter!!!! Ha!
penni d. Oct 6, 2007, 2:51am EDT
yep, lets GET some....and send em to gregs place!!!he ain't a snowbird, but he's COLD.
the EATERS will get him for sure,jae....
Nan G. Oct 7, 2007, 8:05am EDT
Oh my Greg.

Perhaps you could set up a loaner policy like the library. It could help my neighborhood. hehe
Suzette Vaughn Oct 7, 2007, 3:30pm EDT
I can think of a few people I'd like to feed to the gators. Think of it as Darwinism at its best, :)
Marilyn M. Oct 8, 2007, 12:43am EDT
Oh my. Do they start with the guys driving down the road doing 20 miles under the speed limit and in the left lane...'cause they're going to make a left turn 5 miles down the road???
Marilyn M. Oct 8, 2007, 12:43am EDT
Can you tell I lived in FL for a while?
Lived in silver springs and family worked at the park if you feed them you can become food
they are not pets and people that throw food to them cause problems
Kris M. Oct 10, 2007, 12:10am EDT
If the gators are helpful with population control... can you ship some slightly north? We have them in SC but lack the necessary abundance to keep things as quiet as I like them...
Chuck M. Oct 10, 2007, 5:25am EDT
Well said!
Chuck M. Oct 10, 2007, 5:26am EDT
lol...I forgot to give kudos to Kris M. That was funny.

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