You might be a reneck if???????

IF YOUR ENTIRE SET OF SALAD BOWLS HAS "Cool Whip" written on the side, you might be a redneck.

if your Christmas tree doubles as a deer blind...you might just be a redneck..

We were driving down a country road and were somewhat lost. There was no place to turn around because the road was narrow, there were no streets intersecting it or off it, and it had long, deep ditches on each side of it & we had a VERY long/large car. It was also rocky and EXTREMELY dusty.

When we cam to the end, we found that we had been driving down a twenty minute DRIVEWAY! An old man and a dog were outside & the old man had a shotgun leaning up against the side of his house.

When he came out to meet us, we apologized for winding up in his driveway and asked how to get back to Route 11 and/or Nicholson. He told us that it was "just up the road," and to turn around on his "lawn" (a heap of dead, grass and dust) and drive back up to the main road. From there, he said it was "just up a little piece."

An HOUR later, we wound up hitting Route 11 in Hop Bottom, and were confused about which way to turn. We made a left and kept going until we reached the NY border in Great Bend- a SURE sign that we had gone the wrong way!

Anyway, we turned around to drive back & got hungry. We stopped at some old diner (Jake's maybe?) on the way back, across from a thrift store called "The Persnickety Cat." The lady inside kept telling us about how she "reckoned" the seasons would turn out, according to her farmer's almanac.

The TV at the diner was playing Channel 69 News for Wyoming/Lackawanna Counties. The two "BIGGEST STORIES" were the fishing forcast and the man who died when his car skidded into a wandering moose on the night before, which had seen a dip in temperature and some small, unseasonable patches of ice and fog.

Now THAT was "redneck country!"

Never-the-less, I would LOVE to go back!

Dumb racist jokes. It's pretty sad. You all would get flagged and flamed out of cyberspace if you were writing on a thread labeled "You know you're a (insert any other racial slur here) if...". Join the brave new world and stop insulting people.

You might be a redneck if you have a working t.v. sitting on top of a broken t.v.

I used to do this:)

Redneck jokes are not racist! I know white, black, and mexican rednecks, even seen a few asian rednecks round these parts, I would suggest Mr Gunderson, that if these remarks offend you, pump up the tires on your trailer house and move to the city. Then you will be an uppity yankee- way worse than a redneck.