Here's the end of what I've got up to now. It took me forever to find a decent quote about anything starting with Y. I'm having trouble coming up with a good written way to represent the drawn out "sh" sound in the Benny Bell quote.
Yaks
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses...
And we have to clean up after them.
"Kilted Yaksmen Anthem" from the album Ren & Stimpy You Eediot, lyrics by John Kricfalusi & Bob Camp, music by Charlie Brissette, sung by Billy West, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette, and members of the Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles
Zen
Wally: I take the Zen approach of having no friends and doing no work. Hence, perfect balance.
Dilbert: Where did you get that definition of Zen?
Wally: I used to read, but it's faster to make up stuff.
-A Dilbert comic strip by Scott Adams rerpinted in the collection titled Thriving On Vague Objectives
Zoos
Did you know that the zoo can ban you for life if they catch you using a hibachi?
-Pointy-haired Boss, Random Acts of Management a Dilbert collection by Scott Adams
Endings
If you have something of importance to say, for God's Sake start at the end.
-Sarah Jeanette Duncan
Give me a good ending any time. You know where you are with an ending.
-Atropos, The Sandman The Kindly Ones by Neil Gaiman
And now my story is ended.
I think it is time I should quit.
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a barrel
Of sh...aving cream.
-Benny Bell, "Shaving Cream"
In the end, everything is a gag.
-Charlie Chaplin
In the end, only kindness matters.
-Jewel, "Hands"
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