Quotes from Khyron 8

Genetics

Genetics rolls strange dice on the green baize of life.
-Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett


God
How can I believe in God when just last week I go my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
-Woody Allen

If god exists, his motives are certainly unfathomable.
-Avatar, God's Debris by Scott Adams

What sort of arrogance assumes God is like people?
-Avatar, God's Debris by Scott Adams

If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.
-Marlene Dietrich

Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.
-Arabian Proverb

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.
-Erik Satie

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of the other players^*, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
^* ie. everybody.
-Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens


Gratitude
I'd thank you if I weren't so evil!
-Charles a.k.a. Brainchild, The Tick: "The Tick vs. Brainchild"