you can trust us, because we give you no facts,...

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Clark Kent

(Oh Save us Super Liberal Man) good to see you ... and I agree with you of course, as I was told to in reeducation camp last week,

"Bush is god" "Bush is god" "Clark is clueless" "Clark is clueless"... What? who said that? Not no it couldn't be it's Babb's and she is singing with George W

Proof! proof? Why do we need proof I mean the woman's body was found dead in Edward (I'm a drunk) Kennedy's car... what proof do we need? He must be innocent. After all Just because the young live in partner of Barney Frank was doing prostitution out of Barney Franks apartment doesn't mean anything I mean its just facts, don't argue with facts... gee what are you man a republican?

We will win Michigan…

Ummmm Truth what is truth??? No I didn't get shot by a Viet Cong, yes it was the Evil Republican Rice Patty I was cutting off babies heads in…when I deserved a Purple Heart with Ketchup. Why do you ask? I am a Viet Nam Hero, I am a Viet Nam Hero I hate War, Speed Boats? Swift waffling toy boat toy boat no NO that can't be right,, I voted agenst the truth before I told my lies, or wait wait wait was it I voted for the truth before I vetoed Agenst it, yea yea that's it That's the un polished rust ridden yellowiest snow I could have feed you on a waffle with YELLOW mustard kind of Presidential Leader I would have been if George W Hadn't been telling the truth when he was telling the truth.

We will take Vermont…

Truth? No No No We need innuendo, and a charge so serious that it is the seriousness of the charge that makes it investigate able, not the facts gee get with it man.....

"He playyyed on our Fearrr's" He Took my invention the Internet Away!!

Hey stop that Tree didn't get to hug it yet!!!!!! Hangging Chads? Hell, Hang the Truth I will Steal the presidency.. And Remember All SUV's (except mine hehehe) are Evil…

Hehehehe I'll get you my pretty and your little Facts too,,, hahahahahaha

"Oh no it's not her not the Liberals??????

(lead by Hanoi Hannah Fonda Islamabad, the witch ) Ahhhhhhahhhhhhhh"

And Ohio, and California….

There no place like "Fox news" there's no place like "Fox news..."

Oh e oh Foleys a republican…. And he hit on Adult men, just like Barny Frank (hey Barny Foley "evil Republican" wants to "negotiate with you)

(oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not them too!!!! Ahhhhh the Femi-Nazis's lead by there Queen Barney Frank and that witch (dang my spelling) Princes Billary)

There no place like "Fox news" there no place like "Fox news…":

Yellow Cake? No that was for my Birthday, but yes I had to buy it from Africa…but I had to wait in line for my piece behind Saddam…

But about my wife "you know" the CIA lady, well it's a secret but Hey, hey I didn't get to eat my Yellow Cake and Tell off Bush too……

Follow the Vietnamese prisoner, Follow the Vietnamese prisoner, hehe I am a moderate I am honest, hehe I love Gorge Bush, How dare those Republicans ultra left right left right wing republicans when it is inconvenient to me, (no really why do they want the secret files about my time as a POW?, but of course I gave information what do they think? I make promises and then don't keep them , because that's Politics…)

You need to be kinder to the poor immigrants, yes why not build a fence… "hehe I bet I get to shot more then just my friend if I hunt off that Fence in AZ" "poor Chaney he didn't even get to do it on purpose, Like I did in Nam"

I vot5ed for a waffle in everyone's lunch box before I voted to eat it for them…

Hehhehehe can you believe that they actually let me argue that is isn't and sex is not sex… Ahhhhhhhhhh got ya" Oh no it's Himmmmmmmmmmmmm Not Kennettttth Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Yes it is me Ken Star… and I see you and I heard you eating peaches in a blue dress meant for the Congress, Too Bad the Senate didn't like to see you impeaches…

ARRRAGHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Why yes we here at Dean Witless would like you for donating, um I mean we want to thank you poor saps for investing your brainless drivel with us here at the DNC… you can trust us, because we give you no facts, so we tell no lies….