The Perfect Man

What is the perfect Man? He is different to each of us but I think you will agree that this says it all.

Gingerbread man is the perfect man,

      He is no trouble at all.

      He is very sweet and never talks back,

      And he always comes when you call.

      If he gives you any trouble, any trouble at all,

      Here's what you do ya'll.

      Give him one warning, just one warning I said,

      If he doesn't listen, bite off his head.

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The Perfect man,
He's rich and sweet with a golden tan,
If he misbehaves..
you can bite his head off

Comments: 11

Patty Mayonaise Mar 11, 2007, 10:13pm EDT

I love it! so true!

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*LORA* M. Mar 11, 2007, 10:29pm EDT

so cute

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Howard b. Mar 11, 2007, 10:38pm EDT

A perfect man is of course rich. But a perfect man is one that after working 12 hours a day will still rub his wifes feet before going to bed. Or give a full body massage with lotion . And still let her go to sleep. lol. Or work for forty years and every week give her his check. I think thats a perfect man. My wife told me that.lol.

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Deb J. Mar 11, 2007, 10:42pm EDT

The perfect man is a thoughtful man! One who cares as much about your feelings & well-being as much as he does himself.

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Susan *. Mar 11, 2007, 10:51pm EDT

I like it....but I thought by the title of your article that you might be giving out his phone number...oh well, I don't know what I'd do with him if I found him anyway! LOL I'm so used to the men in my life with their little "flaws" as it is! :-P

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Karen M. Mar 11, 2007, 11:08pm EDT

Very funny...I have heard this before in a variety of versions, but not in awhile. Thanks for sharing !

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Connie C. Mar 11, 2007, 11:11pm EDT

Susan, I already have the perfect man and I am not about to give out his number. LOL

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Barbara B. Mar 11, 2007, 11:32pm EDT

No need for the perfect man here! I've been there and done that, I bought so many T-shirts; I don't know what to do with them! LOL Thanks for this cute
article Connie.

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