A special black Ops team of former teenage ACORN voter registration solicitors has been sequestered in a special wing of US Steel in Gary Indiana to forge red, white and blue chains for the expected throng of GOP deadbeats that refuse to buy Health insurance. According to the Obamadoom/Marxist(Groucho)/Communist and Other Nasty Unmentionables Health Care Bill, all those who refuse to purchase Health Care will be tattooed with “Yes We Can” across the forehead and backside and sentenced to 6 months of hard labor chained to school desks to learn the Civics they slept through in High School. Freedom Shirks has already petitioned the Supreme Court citing “cruel and unusual punishment” argument stating such high level cortex exercise would drastically reduce the gullibility of the average conservative and threaten the 2 party system.
Early release is promised to all who can master a 8th grade reading level and know what a preamble is. Due to such stringent restrictions a 10 billion dollar contract has been issued to Halliburton for barbwire, pup tents and 50 million MRE’s. Oklahoma has been designated the primary “re-education” center since nobody wants to live there anyway. (Hey, they GAVE IT to the Indians.)
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They believe this kind of stuff, be careful!