Happy uuh....Merry uuh....HERE!

This came to me in an email. Some will find it amusing, some won't.

For My Democrat Friends:  "Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of
the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great.  Not to imply
that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
America in the Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishes.  By accepting these greetings you are
accepting these terms.  This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting.  It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any
of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where
prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."    
 
For My Republican Friends:  Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year