UH OH- the Guilty Game

From Lisa who loves loons and Vivian P. that I copied it from-

This is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't.

1. Dated outside your race?
guilty in thought, though not in deed. (though I swear my ex isn’t human, which would qualify, right?

2. Gotten a hickey?
guilty

3. Dated your best friend?
innocent, she isn’t my type.

4. Sang in the shower?
guilty, much to my daughters disgust.

5. Spit in someone's drink?
innocent, and can I add EW!

6. Opened your Christmas presents early?
You mean everyone doesn’t open them on Christmas eve?

7. Got into a fight at school?
guilty

8. Lied to a friend?
guilty, but not in many years.

9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?
innocent

10. Had more than five REAL bf/gfs?
innocent. I am not sure I had more than five real dates in my life…LOL

11. Been arrested?
guilty, I guess Grand Theft Auto counts

12. Ran through the sprinklers naked?
never been that brave!

13. Ate food that fell on the floor?
Never outside the five second rule, I promise.

14. Went outside naked?
I know I am not that brave. Maybe when I was a very young child.

15. Been on stage?
innocent

16. Made someone cry?
guilty

17. Been in a parade?
guilty, though it was just a little league parade

18. Been in a school play?
only as a stage hand

19. Drank beer?
Guilty - although I hate the taste of beer

20.Gotten a detention?
innocent

21. Been suspended from school?
innocent

22. Been on a cruise?
I have been on day cruises on our local paddlewheel the Belle of Louisville. I have never been on a fancy cruise.

23. Broken into a house?
guilty, but it was my house, I had lost my keys!

24. Gotten a tattoo?
innocent

25. Gotten piercings?
guilty... my ears.

26. Cried so hard you threw up?
guilty

27. Gotten into a shouting match?
Who me? I would never use sarcasm either….

28. Been skinny dipping?
innocent, much to the relief of swimmers everywhere.

29. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?
innocent

30. Laughed so hard it hurt?
guilty, just about every time my friends and I get together!

31. Tripped on your own feet?
guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty…..well, you get the idea.

3 2. Cried yourself to sleep?
guilty

33. Cried in public?
guilty, what can I say, I am very emotional.

34. Thrown up in public?
innocent

35. Lied to your parents?
guilty

36. Skipped class?
innocent

37. Slept in class?

guilty, but I was on allergy medicine at the time, really.